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Q: Is it this left?
A: Hippos are in the garage. |
Q- I'm not sure this trailer zoo was the best idea ever. For example, where have you put the hippos?
A- The lamp is not a savepoint. |
Q - So I won't get game over-ed if I try to suicide here right?
A - That's..colorful |
Q- Be honest, what do you think of Romero Britto's artwork?
A- Yesterday would've been yes, today is a no. |
Q- You guys are engaged right?
A- Actually, that seems like a good idea after all. |
Q- What do you say we ride on our llamas and call it a race?
A- Well, it's a long story, but I can say she's better now. |
Question- Why are you hoarding stuffed sock monkeys?
Answer- Because petunias are out of season. |
Question - why are you dropping vases off the roof?
Answer - Well, when these things start happening, you've just got to go take photos! |
Q: Why aren't you helping?
A: Everyone knows it's because dragons only really befriend cats. |
Question- Why are you juggling chainsaws?
Answer: Because it's summertime. |
^Your question must make sense with the answer above!
Q- Why can't I find sweaters for sale? A- I would, but my dad is watching a horror movie in the living room. |
Oh,okay! I get a little confused, I guess.
Question: Why does rain come from the sky and not the ground? Answer: It might as well, since cavemen could not breathe underwater. |
xDD I mean, your question has to be a question to my answer, So you could've asked 'why don't you go to sleep now?'
Q - Do you think fishing is an ancient sport? A - Six times. Separately, of course. |
Q: How many times did you fall down the stairs?
A: Five elephants just jumped over the fence. |
Question: Where's the oatmeal?
Answer: Second star to the right, someplace in the North Pole. |
Question: Where's the sun?
Answer: Print paper. Looseleaf's too flimsy for that! |
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