The monster!

Because he's busy delivering presents I hurry and freed the elves. I pushed them all into the icy water and told them to swim to safety!

They will be here any minute!

...... Any minute.

What if they are frozen/full-body-frostbitten/die of hypothermia on the way? :p-frown:

..... they will be here.
Just you see!

...Why am I flying with these half-frozen and waterlogged elves on my back?

He knows when you are sleeping
He knows when you're on the can
He'll hunt you down and blast your ass from here to Pakistan
You'd better not breath you'd better not move
You're better off dead i'm tellin you dude
Santa Clause is GUNNING YOU DOOOOOWN

Question! Are we gonna hunt for the easter bunny next?

One holiday spirit at a time

Isn't the next one the New Year's Baby? Or is Cupid next?

New years baby isnt a real holiday spirit, never even heard of it before i saw him in the Fairly Odd Parents. Besides which mythology Cupid are we talking about?

Cupid is a asshole who makes random people fall in love together, poops out chocolate that he sells for a hefty price on Valentines day.

And the New Year baby is just a curse to give babies who are born on New Years the ability to be extra cute for one day only.

Ah so you celebrate Singles Awareness Day then?

Because some people are sad that they are single when everybody else are lovey dovey?

I never have experienced love, the feeling of love i mean. Kinda disappointed that i haven't. Well i haven't experienced any other kinds of love either.

*pats Exul's head* There there, calm down a bit.

._.

So Santa succeeded in another Christmas. Hopefully our mass genocide of the elves will slow him down next year!

But I gathered some elven forces to create a more fair Anti-Santa Inc. Woot!

And I have less against Cupid...I cursed his mother, Venus, though, to be chained in Tartarus for a few hundred years...and let Anat, Artemis, and Athena take charge...

Good... Good..

*Random jingle comes out of nowhere"

"ANTI SANTA INCORPORATED~!"

so did you guys take down Santa yet?

I'm thinking of plans now.

Perhaps I should have the elves we obtained and have the agree to a terms of agreement on these smart phones I gave them.

Everyone knows that no one reads the terms of agreement! This way we can have them agree to be made into a human centipede that we will weaponized to take down Santa!

No! No human centipedes! Bad Illusion.
Now, what we can do is take tissue samples to see how the fiend modifies his prepubescent slaves into elves. A series of cures could be developed, arisolized, and cure his workforce.

Your no fun -kicks dust-
But yeah that is the more RESPONSIBLE solution.

...
Here... *Gives Illusion an Arthropleura, a man-sized millipede*

Now, back to stopping the true enemy.

Right right....

So have intel that Santa plans on stealing the year 2016 on New Years because he thinks he deserves an entire year as a gift.

I am not surprised, maybe instead of balls we should drop santa heads….

Or maybe just forget all about him and starve him for attention?

But how would the world forget about him?

He feeds off the attention for a lot of his magic.

Forgetting and distorting things never works. Actually, studies show that ignoring bullies incites them to target you more.

So.. We should fight Santa with reverse psychology then..?

Best way may be to capture and break the fiend. Put the fear of dog into the candy-caned cretin.

Or we can administer a toxic candy cane poison into the air and kill him!

Or is Santa toxin proof?

Should have just poisoned the cookies….

... But the off chance of poisoning millions of kids.

WE HAVE A TOP ELF! I repeat. WE HAVE A TOP ELF!

Illusion, Tiva, the elf is yours to torture for Santa's weaknesses.

The elf got drunk at a New Year's Party and was easily captured by the Pined Forces

*Slaps elf*

I have important questions to ask ya.... WHAT COLOR IS SANTA'S UNDERWEAR!?

... Uh-Huh.

He doesn't wear any underwear.. He goes commando? Interesting...

*sighs* Illusion you… are a complete genius. Now we know itching powder in the suit will force his to strip, causing public nudity and leading to his arrest!