It's hard poaching new puns.

But the glory is in new puns from around the world.
Puns that are out of this world
Space puns
Spuns.

That was real spun up. I believe SparX is arackidding.

i still cannot think of any new puns

But the event isn't ova yet.

*Salamis head to desk multiple times*
That was a baaaaaa-d pun. Then again, mine are Worcestershire.

My mother always told me "Don’t join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!"

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I knead that humer, SparX. Or I just need to look up homophones again.

...this is rather relevant...

so many painful puns .-.
listening them being said out loud hurts more then reading them XD

booooored. someone should give me love

*Goes to find the supposed resource of "LoVe"*
Error: LoVe missing file
...Rebooting...

LOL

I needed to crack a new kind of joke onto the skillet.

Nicely done!

so today is fryday and i am feeling able to tell a few more puns >D

Tell more tell plenty!
I will be giving out more prizes tonight btw

nice! well, i found myself peaked before but now i am all whipped up for more yolks<3

*Pokes for more yolks* don't hatch on me yet! I need you to stay in tip top egg shape!

omelet you know right now that i am not going to let you down >D

so, here is a joke; who came first, the chicken or the egg? what does it matter, the egg got laid >D

...Hmm, non-egg jokes.
See, jokes often are a response to something, and timing is key...so how to make a joke out of nowhere?

*Goes on an existential quest to find the origin of jokes*
*Finds the fabled root of all jokes*


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...It's...an egg...

>/ don't poach my audience!


why did the chef get arrested? she was caught whipping the cream and beating the eggs!

*Lawtan shrugs and lets chocobo have their audience*
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*Said audience is all egg*