This is a picky beast today death :(

It is. Maybe all of you fed it too much the last time, so now it's stomach is nearly full? But I saw it eat a slice of bacon.

Here is a rack of baby back ribs.

I offer the beast lemon meringue pie

The beast perks up its ears as it hears back ribs, but as it realizes they're baby back ribs it loses interest. In similar fashion lemon pie sounds promising, but lemon meringue pie? Not so much.

*gently places some coffee before the beast*

what about a plaintain?

I should like to offer the beast a lambchop.

I had an omelet tonight?

I offer the beast cherry pie

I wonder if the beast has a taste for fancy foods... *offers escargot*

The beast is wide awake even without coffee, and maybe it is more of a tea person since the offer stays untouched. It doesn't enjoy stuffed pizza, and does not want chocolate milk either. Then the beast shakes its head to a plaintain.

But what's that? It hungrily darts at a lambchop!

For a moment the beast seems interested in jackfruit, but doesn't like barbecue jackfruit for some reason. Neither can an omelet satisfy its cravings.

However the beast happily accepts pork ribs.

Only to refuse cherry pie afterwards.

The beast doesn't look very sophisticated as it wolfs down escargot. Pretty sure it would ignore a book of manners.

I offer it a salad?

Beast shrugs and turns its back at salad.

*offers the beast a plate of quesadillas*

Beast doesn't want quesadillas right now.

Does the beast want a hamburger?

Nope. Ham smells pretty alright to it, but the beast will pass on hamburger.

The beast looks delighted at mint tea and drinks it all.

The great beast drools and eats Roasted Turkey.

I offer the beast. .. . a baked potato with all the fixins

The beast ignores a baked potato with all the fixins.

D: I am so hurt right now beast.

The beast licks your tears and gives you a bear hug.

I don't think tears are very nutritious but go ahead XD -hugs the beast back- wow you're actually quite soft for a beast =O

Hmmm...how about some bacon? Supposedly everyone loves it!

Does the beat want honey?

@SparX: Well, there's a reasonable chance the beast would eat you... *innocent smile* I'd be careful...

The beast dips bacon in honey and eats both at once.

Oh boy. I can see this escalate quickly... but yes.

The beast totally eats SparX. Along with some Honey Baked Ham.

NOOOO SparX, you'll be missed ;___;

I think the beast swallowed her whole. If we find some volunteers, we might be able to come to the rescue.