The beast perks up its ears when it hears melty, but lava cookies cause it to lose interest again. Probably not melty enough?

I'm worried about the beast, so I should probably take away the mendelevium so he can only eat a healthy amount

The beast does not recognize your good intentions and believes you're stealing its food.

Completely befuddled by the lack of enthusiasm for fish fingers and custard, Witchchylde also eliminates yoghurt from consideration, as it's not much different from custard, only with bits in it. But she does bring along a super extra large, banana pepper and All The Meats* pizza with double cheese.
*meats include, but are not limited to: pepperoni, sausage, capicola ham, beef brisket shreds, anchovies, fire salamander(which is amphibian, not reptile so not remotely dragony), venison, ostrich, and of course chicken.

Who can resist a hearty pizza with double cheese? The beast stops complaining about the theft of mendelevium just long enough it takes to wolf down the entire banana pepper and All The Meats* pizza with double cheese.

I shall whip up some Pork sausage with cheese filling and offer it to the beast!

<:3 *quietly offers the beast a platter of delicious bacon rolls covered in thick smoldering gravy in the hopes of appeasing him* ?

Even though you put a lot of effort into your meals, the beast neither wants KittyBeary's Pork sausage with cheese filling nor Merskelly Metalien's bacon rolls covered in thick smoldering gravy.

I'm going to offer smoked ham with passionfruit sauce to appease the beast

Beast does not look appeased.

would it be too much to ask to have it on the front page what the beast ate and what the beast rejected?

;-; gosh...not even bacon-y goodness?..*floats away and comes back later with something in a bag* hmmm..how about this bag of crunchy candy crystals?

Sure, I can do that. *grabs a bag of crunchy candy crystals and eats them all* What? Ah, sorry. But trust me, beast would not have touched these sweets anyway.

Aww. :[ That's too bad. Eh, worth a shot. *shrug* Well, glad someone likes them. <x] Haha!

Yup, they're delicious. I especially like the green ones.

I'll offer some dry martini to the beast then

I would not go so far to claim alcohol is a solution, even though chemically speaking it is. Either way, the beast washes down the pizza with a dry martini and gets drunk enough to cross you off its enemy list.

*brings the beast a meat and cheese tray, with a variety of olives from the Mediterranean region*

*offers the beast a bowl of homemade mac n' cheese* :[ It's not much, but..it's cheesy. ^-^;

Oh yay the beast can drink alcohol! I will offer some red wine then.

The beast walks straight over the meat and cheese tray, with a variety of olives from the Mediterranean region and now has cheesy feet yet still an empty belly.

Therefore it is delighted to see homemade mac n' cheese, which it swallows whole.

Briefly sniffing red wine, beast decides to ignore the offer.

I'll be feeding the beast raspberry French macarons

:3 yees. *clap* how about sooommme..??? <:/ hmmmm..*picks out a family sized bag of cheese puffs* this? :]

Aw no. ;u; Oh well. *Chugs the red wine since it was left untouched*

And now that that's over I will offer the beast some Chocolate covered peanuts.

I will offer the Beast A Beast-Sized Fondue Pot with Melty, Bubbly, delicious cheese inside, and nice, toasty bread to dip in the melted cheese

Aw man, and here I missed out on fondue irl because of my cold ^^;
*feels hungry now*

Okay, let's see... the beast starts with dessert and eats some raspberry French macarons.

It shows no interest in Merskelly's family sized bag of cheese puffs. Maybe it would have liked a mini bag of cheese puffs better to acquaint itself with the taste? For some reason it doesn't want KittyBeary's Chocolate covered peanuts either.

Most likely the beast was already distracted by A Beast-Sized Fondue Pot with Melty, Bubbly, delicious cheese inside, and nice, toasty bread to dip in the melted cheese. At least it seems to enjoy dipping bread into the delicious gooey mixture.

Witchchylde brings The Beast a punchbowl full of meltaway dinner mints in all those pretty pastel colors.

Dis beast istg. uwu

Ok, beast, I'm offering you some soft serve ice cream!

:/ Hmmm...I think I'm going to need the help of *points dramatically* >:O ThE InteRneT!~ *quickly finds a recipe online, and nods amateur noggin at instructions, preparing a meal in the tiny kitchen of solitude* Whew! <:[ I hope this is good enough for the beast. *wipes brow with oven mitt after presenting forth a tasty smelling, albeit ugly looking, chicken alfredo casserole with broccoli, pepper flakes and croutons*

For some reason the beast doesn't seem hungry today, or maybe just extra picky. Witchchylde's meltaway dinner mints melt into KittyBeary's soft serve ice cream and even Merskelly's chicken alfredo casserole with broccoli, pepper flakes and croutons remains untouched. Seems the internet can't always help...

Oh no, a cold! How about some marmelade?

The beast briefly ponders the lack of bread, but then decides the fruity treat tastes good on its own. It licks the entire plate clean of marmelade.

:[ Awhh...*hangs up apron with a shrug* well, I tried...
How about some sourdough toast? :/ *offers them to the beast*

My mints melted into the ice cream? And the Beast -doesn't- want it? Yay, I gotta have me some of that! I'll trade out the soft ice cream mint soup and leave in its place an enormous apricot glazed ham dotted with whole cloves along the rind.

(geeze, I spent a really long time trying to remember the euphemism for ham skin.)

Merskelly's sourdough toast remains untouched. Should've added marmelade, I suppose.

But the beast certainly enjoys an enormous apricot glazed ham dotted with whole cloves along the rind - even though it probably does not care for the ham skin itself.

How about some miso soup?

I have some creamed corn with poblano peppers for the beast.

:[ All I have is limey green space jello. *offers the jello*

Asdfghjkl xux

I'll offer the beast some haggis! (No I've never tried it but heck)

Beast slurps miso soup.

Which is the only thing it eats from those offers. Neither creamed corn with poblano peppers, nor limey green space jello, nor haggis interest the beast today.