Muahaha!!! I am protected by this gazunga jungle!!

*swims around the boobage*

*pouty face* Well, you're going to have to come out of there eventually D8

Not for a while though. This place serves as my shelter as well as my dinner!
Hahahaaaa!!

*wiggles around*

This page alone frightens me...

What about hygiene? D8

lol Moon xD

*pokes a left boob* I don't think I can possibly get any dirtier now.

I just wanna have boob pudding shoulder pads, and maybe a boob pudding bongo set. Is that so wrong? T_T

This is the stickiest situation since Sticky the Stick Insect got stuck on a sticky bun...

*Throws arms out suddenly, stamping one foot forward with a forceful and confident tone.* Don't worry! I'm a professional!

lol i have a first aid certificate

I used to have a CPR license. But it's expired. DX

BONGO SET! x3

HECKS YES! And you can drum on them with SPOOOOOOOONS DX

xD that would be epic <3

Might sound a little thick though...

they might wiggle a bit too.. making the sound a bit off

chunks may fly :o

Mm..mm...true..

But they would be so aesthetically pleasing. 8'D

and insanely amusing! just imagine some random innocent passerby getting hit with chunks of boob pudding x'D

ROFL XD

"Oh, sorry dude! My bongos get in your eye? Don't worry, that'll rinse right out. D: "

xD I want real boob pudding now just to throw at people outside my window =w=

depends on the flavor of Boob Pudding

-CHOCOLATE-

*agrees with duce* chocolates! x3

...With strawberry creme nipples. 8'D

x'D oh goodness! I want lemon flavor nipples x3

Breast Pudding sounds like a disgusting concept. You mortals are strange and repulsive creatures.

xD blame the japanese! <3 pics of it in the brothels first post =w=

Brothel...?

LEMON!? In what hellish universe do you pair chocolate and lemon?? D:

white's and my hangout D=

duce - MY UNIVERSE! D<

... Y'know, I love Japanese and all but I've seen some of the damn oddest things from them...

Also did you know the pink character from Mario, um, Birdo? Something like that, is actually a dude. A transvestite or transgender apparently... ._.

what pink dude from mario? o.O

The pink Birdo with a bow? o.0 I always thought it was a girl. XD

I REALLY want to try Poop Bread. It looks yummy.

wow.. in one of the games that thing is yoshi's lover.. ;-; my poor yoshi! xD that character is messed up.. I vaguely remember her/him now xD

:O I always knew that Birdo was Yoshi's girlfriend, but I never knew she was a dude!

xD its been years since i played mario games so I barely remember.. it.. =w=,

Wow its been so long since I have played any form of Mario games, I didn't even know Yoshi had a significant other. I feel so out of date.

Poop bread? That's sounds... ew >.<

It isn't made of poop. XD Just looks like poop. XD