<I have some teabags behind the counter if you want more.>

-makes an aggravated buzzing noise-

...Tea.

1.) ohcrap you scared me, I thought Adrian *actually* had merch. I'm currently wearing my very paint-stained CMUKGB sweatshirt.

2.) ...frick that tea looks good.

<...Be right back.>

-phases out-

-phases back with a few fruity ROY G. BIV teabags-

He should have some merch like that.

And yeah, I was really annoyed to order them, only to be told they were out. Hopefully they'll be back around next Pride month. Until then...

*slowly warms the fruity tea to drink*

Give me a cup of tea as well please.

//sniffs the teabags from the other side of the room

eats a teabag.

Don't choke!!

*dumps Voidbarker in a bucket of water*
Should still work.

oooh, i wonder what voidtea tastes like

Emptiness? *shrugs*

I almost thought roygbiv tea was.... colorful tea

emptiness would be a lame flavor. what about black microvelvet?

nah, that would be butterflypea tea

voidtea tastes like the end of the universe. i am not sure how we managed that, but to good tidings!

Could taste like a vacuum...in Trisphee, tea drinks you.

So I initially had wanted to say that voidtea probably tastes like seafoam green and stars and cosmic radiation, but that's very much a Warframe-specific thing.

Today was so hot the cockroaches came out D:

more iced tea pls

did they ask for cocoa?

they JUMPED ON ME!!

sweetened pls
I'm an ant in disguise

no offer of milk? espy, i am disappointed!

sounds like a mugging. is anything missing from your wallet?

Only my dignity

dang, they got you good then!

-pours iced tea and adds a lemon slice and a curly straw-

<Apologies.>

-pours a glass of milk-

<Strawberry and chocolate syrups available if you want.>

I think chocobo means milk in the tea, like a good brit

x''D it'a just the best way to take your tea all around

e_e; c-cockroaches?!…
……*goes to rock back and forth in a corner*
Q-Q;;; I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.
I'm so glad it's too cold and all the bugs are dead.

/pets Merskelly
it's ok, they're all in Brazil

Way too many Cactuses in here!

I think you're just peck-ish from being out in the desert.

I am a Cactus slayer.

Ew. Well, here’s your cow water.

NO THEY AREN’T.

e_Q; Cockroaches need to stay the hell away from my HOUSE!! Spiders too, but I can at least HANDLE spiders! <x'{

D:
well, a lot of those are in my house for some reason

My girlfriend has a roach problem, in part cause her roommate never cleans. :s-angry:

I've had many roach problems; the one during summer housing was bc someone in the building block was probably a slob, so cockroaches just... ran through the building's pipe system?

There was also a minor roach infestation in this house I'm currently living in on campus; not entirely sure why because there wasn't anything perishable in there when I moved in. Got some roach bait and that cleared out most of them.

I've had to develop different strategies to keep them to a minimum here. Part of it is probably just being in a wooded area, but they've always been here since we moved in. At least there aren't rodents that come inside like an old farm house I used to live in as a kid.

we've never had roach problems. we do, however, have a huge nest of ants just outside the house, but they're usually underground.