Yes, you may cry desperately. But... do you want to talk?

Am I allowed to cuddle up and watch a movie in the conference/speaker room?

Yes, you can cuddle up and watch a movie in the conference/speaker room. Much more interesting than half of those conferences anyway. But don't tell them I said that.

Yes, you can use the various books and supplies as makeshift workout equipment. However since this is a library and not a gym, there's no shower.

Sorry, but that would drown out the carefully composed sound of the toilet flush. No, you can't play non-stop Beach Boys music in the bathrooms.

Sounds like a legit artistic endeavour. Yes, you may draw on the walls.

Ah, you have some former librarian job experience, no? Yes, you're allowed to rearrange books in reverse of the Dewey Decimal System.

We're not a crib. Please don't leave your baby - oh, your dad. Yeah, that's completely fine. You can leave your dad inside the library.

Must be some mad origami skills. But yes, you may refold the newspapers into something more obnoxious like maps.

I forget, is there a point or are we just having fun trying to do random things in the library lol

xDD we get 5 books if we get to actually do the things we propose
there is always a rule

Please say yes to Den's, we don't need ghosts.

Am I allowed to wrap blankets around all the students who are exhausted from studying?

Yeah, 5 books for every action that's not forbidden.


No harm in asking, right? Yes, you may ask someone else to do your chores.

Sorry, but also ghosts deserve to read. You can't hunt for ghosts in the library.

That's very kind of you. Yes, you're allowed to wrap blankets around all the students who are exhausted from studying.

Ooh I missed that, I was just having fun haha

Those events exist for you all to have fun, so you're doing it completely right.

What a malicious plan! No, you're not allowed to steal books from other users.

That's what I call forward thinking. Yes, you can stain all the books with coffee, so you don't have to worry about getting coffee stains on them.

This is not "A menina que roubava livros". No, you can't get books for yourself from other people without them knowing.

But what would I review then? No, I can't allow that, sorry.

No. Those books already have coffee stains, which would be really bad for your flowers.

Too much pressure. No, you may not press books between books.

Alright, who wants a final rule change?

Previously you were allowed to do anything where at least one word started with the letter R, E, A, or D.
But no longer.

Now you're allowed to write all over your skin and pretend to be a book, but you're not allowed to harass other people.

Yes, you're allowed to write on my forehead.

Am I allowed to not give back books to their rightful owners?

YES IM GONNA KEEP ASKING

Why do you even have one? No human should be referred to by a number. Yes, you can scratch out this odd serial number on your skin.

Fffffine, if you already got them before, I guess you're allowed to not give back books to their rightful owners.

Kindness shall always be rewarded. Yes, you may give your extra earned books to other users.

I DID IT!!!