Eventually they stop being rules and turn into orders XD

154. Tenrou, nobody wants to know 1331 ways to kill a kitten. You should be jailed, tortured, executed, revived, and given to Cain for numbers 57, 391, and 846 alone.

155. Nobody wants to know 1331 ways to kill anything, please stop.

156. Yes, we did get your joke. Please don’t make it ever again.

157. Fine, 1331 ways to kill Cain is an exception.


BEST ONES EVER

Sorry for the triple post but THIS is the best one:

185. The Tamagos.

xD i do love them soo xD
27. Ok, if anybody hears a guy telling people misleading facts about Cain could you kindly do the world a favour and kill him? Painfully if possible.

oh i love these
36. Whoever’s supplying Shadow with grenades, cease and desist.

37. Same goes for the person supplying her with swordchucks.

38. And the bladed yo-yo.

39. Shadow is no longer allowed to accept weaponry from strangers, no matter how ‘Awesometastic’ said weapons may be.

I think i helped inspire these xD

54. Whoever rigged the universe to play “Disco Inferno” whenever Cain makes an appearance, you’re dead.

55. Same goes for Inferno.

56. Same goes for the Tamagos and the Rickroll.

57. Whoever’s screwing around with ParaShi’s music, stop. Now.

I'm back from lunch break!
I SEE L! *glomps her*

lol he just gave me 2 more L!

221. Akatonbi is not Superman. Yes, we’re quite sure. No, we won’t shoot her just to make sure.

222. Do not piss Shin off. He knows what you did, when you did it, where you did it and how you did it, even if -you- don't rememeber. Test this at your own risk.

OMG. New ones are win! Man I love Seth

Oh hai~! How ya doin' Lauv?

I can't think of single person who doesn't love Seth xD

No joke. I want to get him over here but his internet times are super weird

really? he's usually on from 7-11ish...sometime in there xD

Huh. Guess I just haven't been around enough.

So! Crack theories! I still think aliens are involved

I think aliens are behind Rai time travelling!

...i thought it was ghosts using alien tech....=D

Hm... I didn't think of that one... Aliens is the only explanation for Cain appearing so sweet

~is glomped~ hiya :3

but my Cain-kun is always sweet (is shot)

SHOT? You should be disguised and handed to him

T.T your so cruel to me ~sits in a corner~

D8 *shifts to dragon and grooms Moy*

~laughs when groomed~ ah that tickles!

*purposely tickles Moy*

~continues to laugh, tears coming out her eyes she's laughing so hard~ noo...stop! i can't...breathe!

*licks Moy repeatedly*

~continues to laugh so hard she cries~

*cries with Moy*

~wipes away tears (of happiness) and pets L~

*cries real tears into Moy's lap* I need to go hun. I'm having a rather traumatic break down

all right L my dear ~pets head soothingly~ feel better soon

Leti, talk to me about it. I think I know the reason why.

~sigh~ Nuri needs to draw more pictures...or Bassa xD Bassa draws some fantastic Homestuckness xD

I don't understand the homestuck stuff

..now i'm all alone here....