....Indeed, that's terrible.

I found a Burt kinda dangling pathetically off the side of my desk this morning.

What more could we expect from the Burts? - A-

I squashed him with a tissue.

It's not even a battle, is it? Just... "eewww, another Burt. Get out of here."

Yes,

The Kurt's around here send me screaming into the next room or up onto the nearest high piece of furniture while I throw shoes at them.

But the Burts just get squished and tossed into the garbage.

http://blog.ecosmart.com/wp-content/..._652619126.jpg

it's barely even a spider.

XD Indeed. Despite the spidery features, it's just... not even. Not even scary.

http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/__...ywebsteve1.jpg

This on the other hand requires a suit of armor and a blow torch.

Yes! Good lord! D'8 Uuugghhh, it's horrible!!

That is a North American Wolf Spider.


Willis, Meet Kurt.

IT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE HIM
; n;
and never mind all the other similarities...

http://www.break.com/index/giant-pre...spider-569815/

O_O

...Sweet Jeevus I'm glad that thing is extinct.

NO NO NO NO NO ; A;
DON'T WANT

GIANT FUCKING SPIDER! IT WAS REAL AT SOME POINT!

*hiss, recoil, hide*

Thank god it's dead... but we're not too much better off now.

http://newsfeed.time.com/2013/04/04/...-in-sri-lanka/

HOLY SWEET JESUS IT'S THE KURT TO END ALL KURTS

...except this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLn2gK3fzY

As narrated by an Erickson.

HOLY SWEET JESUS IT'S THE KURT TO END ALL KURTS

...except this one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noLn2gK3fzY

As narrated by an Erickson.

THEY JUMP AND BITE!