IT JUMPS AND BITES?

I'm gonna go hide under a rock now.

Yes! It runs after you and it can jump!

...but just look at it! IT'S KURT.

EW EW EW SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER

a really big, long hammer

Get a blow torch and burn that jungle!

Yes, just get rid of ALL of them. We don't need that shit spreading through our bananas and such.

No no no.

good lord an entire supermarket in Germany was shut down and evacuated for two days and a swat team of professionals was called in just because there was ONE wandering spider sighted in the store.

And that is exactly the kind of precautions they should take, for that thing is horrible and horrible and horrible.

Indeed, while there's one or two spiders that are technically more poisonous they aren't anywhere near as aggressive...

AND THEY DON'T FUCKING JUMP!

Spiders just need to stop being so cray-cray.

But if they weren't so awful Kurt wouldn't be a scary vampire.

...don't ask me to thank the spiders for being horrible and inspiring equally horrible Kurts.

Randy VIII doesn't think Kurt is horrible....even so Kurt has jumped up and bitten him multiple times.

And as we can see, Randy VIII is fucking nuts. .____.

And it is 3 a.m I am going to bed.

alright, goodnight Willis.

Hello willis, I've returned.