How is everybody doing? :)

Hi Glitch!
How have you been?

Oh hey. Haven't seen you around in a while.

I’ve been tired! Buthanging in there :3

almost read you were butthanging somewhere

Ya you know that is a new sport. Very popular

Ohhh, that explains the trend in working out specifically to enhance the size of one's gluteus maximus.

That makes no sense. Butts are generally mostly fat.

Maybe the muscle comes from the hanging

if it hangs your whole body from the butt it must be quite the exercise
harder than squats

This is getting to a weird place lol

I....have nothing to contribute to the current conversation...
>.>
<.<

Sooooo....how's everyone doing today?

Could be better. As usual.

...would Derpy make it better? I...I can make Derpy come post?
>.>

Hah, it's fine, I'll be fine, eventually. My depression just managed to tank at lunch, not sure why. -shrugs-

Derpy waddles over and hugs your ankle. "Feel bettew soon!"

Derpy warms my heart. He only needs to get me a job and then he'll be perfect

Derpy sits on the floor and doodles in a tiny drawing book.
"What job?"

anything, really. well, anything that won't fire me very quickly... you could get me an astrophysicist job but I wouldn't be good at it...

"Hmmm....what kinda stuff do you like?" Derpy sits up with the drawing book and appears to be taking notes.

yeah, let's narrow down your preferences! :p-cute:

I really like to sleep... and eat

Aww mdom I just adore your avy :s-love:

Derpy thinks carefully, scribbling in his drawing pad.
"Hmmmm....you can be a dwagon caretaker and take care of baby dwagons til they get adopted!"

you could be a mattress tester... and food taster :p-cool:

Sign me up, Derpy!!

Thank you, Serra <333


Mattress taster sounds amazing.

yeah it sounds pretty perfect :f-heart: i wouldn't mind an opportunity to be one myself.

But Derpy, I thought that was my job!

Lol, mdom. Matress taster...

you probably could do shifts :p-cute: :p-nod:

.u. Mattress tastes like fluff and chemicals...and dirt and skin. If anyone's interested in knowing, lol. x}

Free-range mattresses probably have a better flavor profile.

o-o...*imagines a nice green field where mattresses roam free* ;U; <3

I want free roam mattresses

I don't want my mattress to roam around while I sleep!!

But you’d get the thrill of never knowing where you’d wake up

...I'd rather know I was in my own room.

I'd rather be in Helsinki. Can my mattress do that?

Well it's free to roam, so it might and it also might not