*makes defensive tunnels under the snow*

Only Gallas become Chads with glasses. And can speak by itself.
By the way, what's a galla?
The definition I got was: : any of certain nutgalls from oaks that are used in pharmacy for their astringent properties

*sets up landmines*

*lights off landmines and sets off a chain explosion*

You don't have the remote Poitronette so you can't

Omg, are we building a snow fort?!

Can we build a snow castle too! :o

Not a fort it is entrenchments, mine fields and weapon caches!
To prepare for the coming war.

what, why is there a war coming?

can't we handle this peacefully?

War sounds dangerous...

Maybe we should try to make peace with the Chads first.

I mean, it's not like they have attacked us yet...

But they will, i am sure of it!

Alright, if I can't blow things up, I'll stick with tunnel digging then. *helps bulldoze underground*
Also, those are super high tech bombs. I always thought bombs were unstable things you could light off with some fire.

No? Most bombs require a trigger which in turn requires electricity of a certain strength i think? I have no idea but i know fire doesn't set most kinds of bombs off.
You know safety first.

Bumps into thread to say that I has cozy mitts! I am happy. :)

*sips on tea* My hands are cozy and so is my whole body.
It is so nice when you feel the heat spread slowly trough your body.

it depends on if you're using modern stable explosives, like C4, or classic unstable explosives, like dynamite or gunpowder.