oh dear..
bahaha!
i see now.
//searches pockets and finds honey.
oh dear.

-snags money buys some bread, steals the honey and puts it on the bread-
if your mind was in the gutter for honey your sick xD

;D
i know.
i'm perverted. :D
//takes the money you have in your pockets to make up for the money you stole then runs away.

-finds piano wire- HA I KNEW YOUR PLANNING ON KILLING ME!

//falls over laughing.
//searches pockets find numerous types and sizes of knives.
let me guess the spinning wheel of death..

o.o!
-ties her to a spinning wall and backs up enough to start tossing knives at her-
....
shit i think i might miss....
-stops the wall and pick pockets her before spinning again-
think i'll not hit you?

//searches your pockets and finds a fold-able shield.
try me bitch!

>_>
your tied.
-throws knives-
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
-searches random person pocket and starts juggling watermelons-

*searches through pockets* Now... why do you have a handful of dryer lint in your pocket?

I make lint balls of yarn for old people
-checks pockets- sweet lazer for from darth vader<3
I AM YOUR FATHER!

*finds an old pair of kid's shoes* O_O??

//searches pockets and finds a big ball of light.
what's this fooorr?!

It's for collecting innocent souls. *grins*
*finds a bunch of paper work* Tell me you're not burning these? -A-

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh i'm sleepy
-gets sleepingbag outta from under dress-
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
~.~

If you're my father, then we have issues. XD

And lookie what I found! Luke's lightsabre! *activates* Ooh. Shiny...

-wakes and stares at shiny-
Purdy
......
-checks pockets again and finds breakfast bar-
sweet were you thinking of me?