Uh whoops :| Fixed that.

Yay!

I certainly don't know how to twerk, but I know how to bid 3, so that's what I'll do.

If you have Ascellus's Jacket Espy I have the other two?

I've only got one :|

I bid 4.

I bid 6

Dang, sorry I don't have a second of that one either.

I am bidding 8

I bid 10... also where are the other bidders!!!

Not sure. Maybe there are fewer bidders this time bc I started on a weekday?

I'm still here and I bid 11.

Bidding 13

Bidding a crisp 15

I bid a soft 17

How can a bid be...crisp...? Soft...?

...actually nevermind, carry on :|

I bid a plain 19.

I bid a sneaky 21 ......... The Gizzie has appeared :p

I bid 23 insanity :p

I bid a bid that will quickly be outbided 25

I bid 27 with fries, please

I bid 28, but you have to bring your own fries.

Thank goodness, bc I don't know how to fry fries.

I bid 29.
Rules Read.

Ah, right, you should go read the rules.

I bid 30 and don't you just put them in hot oil

I bid 31.
Put what in hot oil

Potato sticks, fry at 425 for 2 minutes i think.

Sorry 375 for 5 to 6 minutes

I bid 32 on Tiva being right