No i don't use dynamite and the gunpowder is for my elephant gun so i wont waste it for explosives.

so violent! @_______@

Not violent, helpfully paranoid

Ahhh, I see. I'm obsolete when it comes to bomb knowledge by several hundred years xD
What's an elephant gun?

A gun that was used for hunting elephants i think?

Ohh. Chads must be hard as bones to need a gun of such penetrating power owo

Well if it doesn't work ill just fetch the iron lances and sledgehammers.

it's a song by Beirut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWSz_PAfgNc

It is an actual gun hanging on the wall in the room beside me.

you actually have a gun in your house? o.o

Several antiques and a competition rifle my dad owns. We also have a cavalry sable and some other old weapons.

I love the melody of of that song :3
I'm curious about the gun-on-wall thing too. A real gun?

Edit: Oh wow. It's more than one gun too. You mean a cavalry sabre?

Yes of course! A real antique elephant gun!

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