But you said we'd be childhood friends forverrrrr

I didn't know you until I was 27. Plus, you followed me home and claimed we were long lost childhood friends. I had nothing to do with it.

But but but...You re my best friend ever...why?

You followed me home! Not much I could do against that. I just nodded my head and tried to remember the crasy house's number.

YOU DO UNICORN ACID

YOU'RE THE REASON MY BFF DONT REMEMBER ME

You're the one who think I'm your BFF even though I've never seen you before.

Stole those tails from a rabid fox demon

You're the one who cut my other four off.

Has a penis behind those rags

You are no longer my bff. because you forgot me

Is not currently having passionate intercourse with >.>

Is not enjoying the not passionate intercourse we are not having

Has shame in the actions we are committing

Is not my baby'[s daddy

Completely planned having a bastard child with me