Will pay child support for it.

Is completely faithful that we'll take care of this child correctly.

Will come home straight from work every day sober and happy

Will not take anti depressants while I am out on the town

will not end up murdered by his wife out of a desperate rage.

Will bury him in a nice, fancy coffin and have a happy white burial.
._____.

Will not haunt my every nightmare and consume my mind until i am driven to a dark end.

Is always smiling in happy land. :)

Is waiting in heaven for me.

Is making me very happy with these comments :(
This is getting too dark. Let's do retarded false accusations again! :D

Okay. XD

Hates ponies, especaly fluttershy

Loves brutally killing ponies...WITH ROCKET LAUNCHERS

EVEN BIG MAC? D:

Ate fluttershy with a side of fava beans and a nice Chianti

I DUN EVEN KNOW WHAT DAT FANCY FOOD IS D:

Is afraid of doing retarded things

Is afraid of boobies

HOW DARE YOU!

HATES Skyrim. >: )