I see. owo

I like your tail. >w> *noms on said tail* >w>

are you gonna eat her tail?

Nah, not eat it...but I do intend on chewing it quite a bit. >w>

*muttering to self*Don't get mad don't get mad don't get mad don't get- SIC'EM, FURBALL!!!

*Furball spazzes out and bites Ari*

*hides behinds a pillow fort*

*Hovers about, and starts to juggle pastries and a few teacups. Of course, he can't be seen, so... this might seem rather odd*

I had to go eat, but I'm back now. What's going on guys?

It would appear my mistress has been gravely upset and is now taking a hiatus. I will be serving in her place.

owo
You make it sound like you're a mule account, Squiggles... owo

Do I now? My mistress told me to entertain you all while she dispels her anger. She should be back either late tonight or around midday tomorrow... I think.

Yeah, you do.

I see... So who is your mistress/main account?

Ah, my mistress is a frightening creature. She is a beautiful, cunning little snake in the grass. She boasts quite the accumulation of knowledge, and yet has little to show for it. Ah, my poor little violent mistress. She truly is quite adorable.

...Sounds like you're just giving your mistress/main account a major #egostroke... >.>

Perhaps, but she is also a pathetic, rude, jealous little creature. She's short-tempered and lacks the resolve to do much of anything.

.........Hmm... I see...

*runs around the rainbow trying to catch skittles*

::resists the urge to 'taste' the rainbow::
>.>
<.<

I got super distracted. So what's going on guys?

Apparently trying to catch some skittlez, but I don't see where they could be sprouting from...

they are falling from the rainbow

Wait, my rainbow?

yes that is the only rainbow here

Apparently my guild in wow is playing 20 questions. It's fun. I've won twice.

lol... i dont pay for wow... too much money for it... i like my private servers...

What if my rainbow can't rain down any skittlez?

then that would be a sad rainbow

B-b-but my rainbow's a happy rainbow!! It just isn't good at dropping...normal...skittlez... >.<

what kind does it drop?

A special kind that makes people's skin turn a rainbow colour... >.>

O.O rainbow colors

*bows* Good evening too you all. I have returned once again to serve you in place of my mistress.

Yeah, I was tampering with the skittlez that came out of my rainbows this one time, and then I left out a few somewhere and waited to see if anyone would eat them. And when they did, I noticed that their skin turned all rainbow-y.
So now I have to keep my rainbow from raining out skittlez so that this won't happen to anyone else. Ever. Or at least till I can figure out a way to reverse its effects, if it's even possible...

**takes a bite out of Ari's rainbow and starts to turn rainbow colors**

O.O ....

DO I WIN?! :D

You may not want to do that, Lucid. >.>
Biting the rainbow and eating the skittlez that come from said rainbow produce two very different reactions... D:

*brings fresh cookies out of the back room, then calmly lays down on one of the lounges in the sitting area... and proceeds to burst out into loud, uproarious laughter*

*sits at table and waits*

*Hovers around, still juggling / carrying teacups*

*reaches for a tea cup that was floating*

pie... *drools*