HOW COULD I, HOW COULD YOU

Has no penis

.________.

Has no pussy.

*Shot*

Is really a girl in real life

Has 27 cats. >.>

NO I DON'T
28 cats

Is eating my carpet downstairs.

It's yummy!

Has an XBOX360 forged from souls.

Er..that accusations was not false.... XD

Ate my skull last night

Well...I gave you another...

Stabbed me and caused me body to explode...from awesomeness

Read the comment I made about my carpet and then read your response. do it.

Ate all of the bologna in the house

LAWLZ.

Stole ALL my food and caused me to be starving presently D;

is the author of both Princess Molestia and Cupcakes

Was turned on by Pony torture fics. SWEET APPLE MASSACRE, SHE LOVED IT.

That story made me purr like a sexy kitten. kidding.

Is jealous of the marriage of me and flutternhy

THAT'S NOT A FALSE ACCUSATION. I SO AM D:

Dropped a nuke on the face on Ponyville.

Stole Big Mac from me. D:

Makes lamb chops with the ingredient of unicorn blood