*flails* Taevalik and I just know how to do these things. D:<

The title of this thread lies T_T

Nope, because I'm online. =P Therefore, THREAD TITLE=TRUTH.

Hey, hammer cult~

Hullo, wandering Sage!

Haha. I like that title. >w>

I find the whole concept of factions and 'good' vs. 'evil' very amusing, so I'm glad this one isn't too crazy.

But Taevalik, you aren't Master! D:

Oh look, it's Sage. Howdy! :3

So...How exactly do I join this? Hermes doesn't seem to be online.

Sage;; BUT WE'RE CRAZIER THAN ALL OF THEM PUT TOGETHERR. -pouts-

Vaikne;; No... no I'm not our Lord and Mastah. BUT I'M PRETTY MUCH HIM. WITH FEMALE PARTS. And YOU were online, too! THUS, LIES THEY ARE NOT.

Sci;; Are you ready to devote thyself to the hammer?

Batty: Ohright bro, I'm the second. |D
I WANT TO HEAR HELIUM INDUCED BATTY NAO. >:C

LMAO.

I never got that helium balloon yesterday. xD;
Was supposed to.. but I got a snow cup instead. AND IT WAS DELICIOUS.

:C BATTYYY, YOU SAID I'D GET TO HEAR IT.

And you will! <3 Next time I go out, I'll buy a helium balloon, just so you can hear me sing "Welcome to the Jungle" like alvin and the chipmunks. xD;

YAAAAAY. 8D *tackles* Imusthearit.

YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY AMUSED. xD;

Me on helium used to be my voicemail for awhile.. xDD;
And then I started going out and filling out job applications. xD!

Now its all boring and shiz.

Yeah. XD Potential employers call and it's like "OLOLOL THIS IS MY CHIPMUNK VOICE BROS! 8D"

I CERTAINLY THINK I WILL BE AMUSED. >:c