Has a fetish for Princess Celestia

Had a three way with Snips and Snails :X

Had a gay one night stand with blueblood

Has had a relationship with Abraham Lincoln

hey i was his bottom bitch. :D

is overjoyed that i am going to bed.

Is completely confident that I wouldn't be sad about that :T

D'awww

Is goingt o0 kentucky tomorrow

Has 28 different brains

Are you tomorrow?

He's so totes a black-market chimpanzee smuggler

Eats all the dress shoes in my closet :x

(I wonder where they all went)

Wears drag in real life.

Is a part time stripper.

Tips me well at he club

Wears a top while she's on duty

has both a penis and a vagina

Is a l33t at not revealing her privates