i cant get fleas... watches the fleas die

They actually don't stick around me much (even though I hang with the fleabags (animals))

Flea Army: We must retreat. Call in the reinforcements. *Fleas riding snakes come in* Faster World Domination!

Awwww. snakes are such an interesting animal!

-pokes a dead snake with a stick- really now?

Well. Not a dead one. *digs a little hole to bury the dead snake*

*Fleas have developed mind control; Run!!!*

....Oh, hey, I have a lighter in my pocket. (I really do.) There's also an aerosol can around here.

-grins-

*Mutual Grin*

*puts on some fireprotectant suit so I don't explode*

Eh, it's not gonna explode. It just makes a nice flamethower.

Yep.
*Not a 1 word post*

To be honest, I've never tried it before. I only got into fire very recently, but I've seen the flamethrower in action.

You just got into fire recently...
That is one of the most weird sentences I've read in a while.

or just flood the brothel...

Espy means as in interested in fire related works.

Did someone request a flood?

*puts herself in an avatar hamster ball*

Okay - I'm ready.