I used to really like Myspace back in the day, so I'd go for that.

Would you rather go to a concert or go to a comedy show?

A concert! =O

Would you rather date a drag queen or a hardcore vegan?

A drag queen. I love my meat too much, no one will stop me.

would you rather stay at home with your noisy and nosy parents but with endless food supply
OR
live on your own with no one to disturb you and give you rules, but the food is scarce?

Endless food supply! <33 /chub

Would you rather have six children or none at all?

Six children please...T_T I want kids

would you rather be laid off from the job that you hate or quit/resign from the job that you love?

The former.

Would you rather have an attention desiring dog or an unsociable cat?

Unsociable cat. I lovvvvve kitties and hate dogs owo;

Would you rather be rich but have below-average-quality stuff, or be poor but have good-quality stuff?

;n; Hate...dogs? I don't comprehend.

The former.

Would you rather be able to only watch anime or only watch the news?

Hmm. Only watch anime.

Would you rather always have the feeling of a popcorn kernel in your throat, or always have cheeto fingers?

arrrgh! my OCD senses...well..I'd rather have cheeto fingers...;3; I can deal with that

would you rather go home wet from rain or go home dry but full of dirt?

Wet from rain.

Would you rather go back in time and meet your ancestors or go forward in time and meet your great grandchildren?

Forward. I wanna see the future, I already know what happens in the past!

Would you rather be female with tiny boobs or a male with a tiny penis?

I gotta admit, this made me laugh. xD
I'd rather be a female with tiny tits. xD who knows? I might have huge ass.

Would you rather not fart for two days, or not burp for an hour after eating a hearty meal?

not fart for two day~ wait... women don't fart anyways!

Would you rather have your fingernails ripped off or wax your entire body

bodywax, i can wear a hat and smooth legs sound like a good idea XD


would you rather be colorblind or tone-deaf?

Tone-deaf, I already embarrass myself when I sing
Wear pajamas to a wedding or black-tie to bed?