Fffff...
But Claude is perfect damnit! If not for anything else, then because I say so D<

My you have poor taste in help........

And so what? I still love him =_=

Yup one sided love, always the best don't you think?

I sense a strong hint of irony here >_>

Do you think so Alois?>

Yes, I do *Glares* And I would like you to stop it Ciel

Oh what if I don't stop what will you do then?

Something very painful D<

Like what? -stares at- \O\_o

Oh I usually make it up as I go... what would you prefer Ciel? Have your eye poked out, or have a heavy object thrown at you?
Or maybe something different? I am open to suggestions...

I could also tie you to something and just work from that >3

Hmmm you are sick,

Yes, well you only realized this now?

I have known for a long while.

Why are you pointing it out now then? =3=

Just saying it was something that happened.

Well whatever *Leans closer* I don't need many excuses to inflict pain on you Phantomhive... *Smirks*

-places hand on face pushes away- No so close.

Hehe are you being shy Ciel? *Winks at and smirks more*

Why would I be shy? Not this again Alois.

I think you are and just won't admit *Pushes hand away and leans in closer again* What are you afraid of anyway? What do you think I'll do to you?

I am not sure what you would do.

You have no imagination Phantomhive *Giggles*

Again you are to close for my linking.

And you're too boring for my liking *Sticks tongue out at*

Good now go kill some birds then.

I should think you would be a lot funnier to kill Ciel-darling *Winks*

I will you before you can do that.

Pfft, sure you might have caught me off guard a few times, but I won't let it happen again >O

Is that so? -looks at him-

Yes it is so... I swear *Really hopes so*

Ha I would like to see that some time soon.

You will then............ soon!

Your horrid at trying to make it sound dramatic.

And you're a grumpy little boy ):
Ever tried having some fun?

What of it? Why would any of that matter to me?

It should, you're a year younger than me, you should want to have some fun sometimes Ciel

Ha! Fun you must be loon.

Well yes, but a 13 year old boy should still want to have some fun once in a while =3=

Don't even say such thing.