You can have vegetarian sausages!

curious, what's in those anyway?

soy innards, of course

Or vital wheat gluten/seitan innards is another popular choice for sausages.

bean-bread sausage. what a combo.

man, you lot are no fun XD i was making dick jokes. real sausages are gross

Does that apply strictly to litt3chocobo? Or is perversion outlawed entirely now?

that's actually neat. i'd love to try lab manufactured plant sosig to taste the difference.

chocobo too nuanced for us birdgins. we only know one type of sausage

Perversion requires the thread to carry a security badge in the shape of a letter. Since C has already been reserved for threads containing cat pics, and S for derailed snarkiness, I suggest M. Be quick to reserve it though, lest someone from the meme department gets to it first.

;____; you guys are so mean to me </3 i ws just trying to express my creative spirit and now i am banned from expressing that creativity in the only way that i know how!

i will just talk about bananas and not tell anyone which sort i mean ;#;

That's funky. Bananas are trend setters.

https://i.imgur.com/lRlKSLm.jpg

oh, that is what you do with bananas?? i've had it all wrong

Yeah, dress them up all rad and send them to Fashion Week. Step aside, Heidi Klum. THIS is the model we need.

wait, like the blonde model with the tv show? the one who has 0 sense of fashion? X''D