To give them to the mothers of snotty little brats with runny damn noses.
-shivers- Ick

-pokes pockets and finds M&Ms-
Yumm<3

-searches threw pockets-
Hmm....
I found runes. o.o
....
-runs off with them-

-stares-
they fake cause i can't afford shit so i make them to feel rich<3

-pokes pockets after catching her and finds more candy-
YAYS!!!

Pocket knives are pretty mundane, actually.

*Finds love potion* Who are you planning to seduce?

-searches your pockets-
Um....lube?? o.o

yep yep
-flips butterfly knife like crazy and then it slips outta her hand into Juju's pants.-
...... oops
............
no one saw that.
-slowly backs away and hides in Madam's bra pocket-

*searches Nicole's pockets* Golly gee whiz, a used condom collection?!

O____o
maybe.....
-hides them in her pocket in a fake book lock case-

*rummages through bra and finds a poniard* Isn't that a little awkward there?

-searches threw pockets-
A fox tail, a fake mustache and some rum in a bag.
Sounds like a fun time can be made with those items. ^^

-puts hands in pocket - finds GOLD *JACKPOT!*

*rummages around in pockets* Hmm... feels like lint... *pulls out a handful of stardust* Well, that's interesting!

~places hand into pocket to bring out a kunai, with a peice of red silk, and black writting~ is there something your not telling me ~looks at kunai~

*rummages and comes out with someone's finger* Eep! *flings it back at Chasm*

*scrambles through pockets and finds a ham*