-Hides amongst the pillows, lurking like a predator.-

*keeps rolling*
WEEEEE

-Peaks out.-
o_o Don't hurt me.

*stops rolling*
@_@

*Swims through sea of pillows.*

*passes out from the rolling*

._. Oh I hope my printer isn't going to be a pain in the ass now. It kept saying there was no paper, when the paper tray was half full. Then would make these god awful sounds trying to grab a slice.

Noooo, isn't that a new printer Liosh? :/

Yes. Yes it is.

-Growls.-

shoot it with a shotgun

No! I need it. I have so many things that I need to do that I can't possibly shoot my (relatively) new printer.

-Sighs- I'm about to kill my damn teacher with this paper assignment. I'm not sure how that would be possible.

well idk what to do with your printer then

Maybe kill the teacher with papercuts?

i was more thinking of staples

o_o Staples, paper cuts, salt, and vinegar are a good combination.

lol that would be