Oh lord, I don't even know what you do or don't have,

Errrm, my bartend outfit is lacking a proper bow tie, a flower pin and a mug of booze but other than that there's nothing off the top of my head, but I'll be sure to suggest something if it comes up.

OH OH!!!

Side burns, mutton chops esspecially and a big handle bar mustache, some classy old timey facial hair and the like.

I don't know if I'm familiar enough with all the items yet to say what there is or isn't... but you can never go wrong with a wide variety of facial hair options. I noticed a good few already as I was hunting around for some much-needed stubble. What have you by way of long beards and sideburns?

Well I don't want it limited to dudes only I'm big on unisex everything, but get some biker stuff in here. Leather jackets with studs, heavy spikes and chains, hats.

And you don't have fancy sideburns or actual mutton chops that don't attach to a stash.

And while you have mustaches you could always use more face hair. I'd need to get better acquainted with your shops before I suggested more.

Everything that Willis just said. *sagely nodding* And yes yes yes hairy ladies in the future, please? O uO

And when the body hair comes, I shall roll in it blissfully and without shame.

I will adorn my manly chest hair! I can't wait to see it,

Thank you for asking for our input.

[Sidles in.] Hello, Red and everyone else.

Hello, you individual, you.

Hello Cirque.

Can I pour you a drink?

I would love one. Sorry if I suddenly vanish, I'm trying to multitask. :]

*Slides you a drink* Here you go honey, how ya doin' tonight?

It's no problem, Willis and I are just getting settled in.

That's true, and that's a good policy, you're a credit to the staff!

*Pours you a drink* this virtual booze is on the house.

That is brilliant. Every other site ever should take notes.