Q// Why are you crying over spilled milk?

A// Because I am a ninja!

Q. Why are you dressed up like Batman?

A. Because I'm Batman.

Q: Doctor, where is that donated brain?

A: A gerbil and regret.

Q// Hamtaro?

A// YMCA!

(GAAH! Ninja'd on my post! Oh well)

Q: Where are you staying tonight?

A: Oh god no! BEEEEES!

Q// When I'm done with my invasion of Earth, what will I make war on next?

A// Ride the pig!

Q: How will I get across all of this mud?!

A: The horse.

Q:: Where did the cheese go?

A:: Jimmy licked it.

Q. Why is the television wet?


>.> How does this work?

Not supposed to answer your own question; you question the previous answer, and then give a new answer for the next question.


A. Twelve, actually.

It was in response to one that was responded to as I was typing it up. It went with the "All over the floor!", but you two were too quick on the draw!

Q: Weren't there supposed to be 11 bodies?

A: It's in the shop.

Makes me wonder if we should start using this format:

Q. Where can I find a grommicking frobnosticator?


A. It's a grommicking frobnosticator!

(Maybe!)

Q: What in the world is this device?

A: Jellied eels.

Q. What do you have all standing in a row there, my good showman?


A. That's who I'm gonna call!

Q - Why do you want to return the soup, sir? Is there something wrong with it??

A= A bunch of bananas