Haha. I'm. Not. A. Vampire.

-werewolfy eaers twitch in irritation-

I'm only here to plan an attack.
Wait.....I didn't just say that.

Heh, I'm not either. I have friends that are, though. Same with werewolves. In fact, they're friends with each other, as well

-poofs in-

Blahh! I vant to suck your blood.

-stay in corner-

-goes into corner- MUWAHAHA! IT's just an act I put on to scare the kiddies. :)

Hiya!

'Ello.
Might you be on the West Coast?

Nevermind. You're in Oregon.

Yes, I'm in Oregon. How'd you know? 0-0

The area code under your About Me section.

Ohh! 503. :D Stalker alert. Kidding.:)

Meh. I'm near San Francisco....but i should probably be going to sleep soon.

Aww! Okie. Sleep tight doll fayce.

D:
<--Not a doll.

Figure of speech? o.0

I know.

Phewww. I thought I was in trouble.