LMBO. And all that little spider's really doing is saying who she is. But the additions are still funny.

It's an "attract a mate" dance - so it is going:

https://45.media.tumblr.com/4cfb29f6...t9l0o1_250.gif

*Rolls on floor chuckling*

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014...2999391-13.gif

Hehe. That manatee needs to get in on some seal clubbing!

http://i.imgur.com/IxFJIrw.gif

There's TELUGU- MY MOTHER TONGUE on the first page! :s-excited:

Although... it's not a word I recognize :s-sweat:

It's scrambled from part of the word "Cookie", so not a real word. :p-grin:
(Scrambled Cherokee, Telugu, Futhark, etc)

LMBO Yes. But jumping spiders only say one thing when they talk, and they talk by holding up their legs. The pattern of the hair clumps on their legs tell their species and gender. So they say the same thing to the cute other bug that they say to anything else that they want to talk to. With my family's strange affinity with animals, I've had jumping spiders talk to me. The females, especially of the larger species, can become very tame with repeated gentle handling and safe return to their homes. If you make friends with one you have to be careful how you walk past her home because she'll jump on you to visit, and then get lost if you don't realize that she's with you.

Hmm...
I was not aware you knew how to train spiders a bit.

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g2...oardSpider.gif

Ehhhh! Spiders! Nuuuu!

http://rs652.pbsrc.com/albums/uu246/...NGOUT.gif~c200

But...but it plays the Keyboard...

And you don't want to know what happens when you don't specify cute spider image search...

http://i1148.photobucket.com/albums/...ps63af711f.gif

Gentlemanly spiders that clear out when you give them a subtle poke to let them know you don't want them around. They have the delicacy of feeling to go away when you show them that you want them to. Some peeps should learn from them.
http://i.imgur.com/JLuInRd.gif

Reminds me of this...

http://i.imgur.com/rYIk4gz.gif

LMBO. Strange hobbies happen to isolated children in the country.

*laughs at poor nope spider, who is a female wolf spider*

Dolly, I like spiders much better than I like the creatures they eat.

And I really apologize if I'm coming across as a know all or something. I assure you, it's just brainless ramblings and reminiscence.

EDIT: I HAS GREEN EGG!

Speaking of cute:

https://media.giphy.com/media/sUjvMesf8nHCU/giphy.gif

Mom did the same with ants as a kid...then learned to walk turtles...feed birds...etc. xD

And yeah, I have a fear of ants (and hornets), not so much spiders.

More cute?
http://barkpost.com/wp-content/uploa...oqhwo1_500.gif