Yes, Give me the pure Vodka

Iced tea? Sweet tea? Hot orange spice? (....Hm, I need to go shopping IRL and get more of that last one; the one in my mug right now's my second-to-last teabag...)

Bars probably don't offer tea. This, however, is no mere bar.

Hot black tea?

I have orange spice at home but it's just sitting there because that brand was too sweet (I had another brand that wasn't). My mom likes that one at least xD.

You know something my good Sir, I like what your doing with this establishment

Iced. Iced. Prease.

Yes a adios mother%*#ker is a real drink
I just dont got balls to try it in real life
my hubby also likes a drink called a trashcan >.>
-late to reply-

*sips peach iced tea*

Summer friendly food?

Well, in the early morning, I cook pasta. Then I dump a can of good Amy's pea soup on it, along with some onion spice. It'll sit there and be nice all day without having to heat up the kitchen.

I've also been known to eat ice cream for meals in summer.

I don't get up early enough to be able to cook without making the kitchen hot...

*finally finds a drink and guzzles it*

... -hicup- Heeey.... Gu -hicup- uuuys. Tha-tha-tha drink was was was... Gud.

And now you should have some water.

Den, you could cook just before you go to bed?

*looks at Illusion. Gives Newfoundland Screech*

Then I'd get yelled at by the housemates.

*slowly drinks water and hears screech*

EHEHEYAHAAAHHH.....

*faints*

Naw. "Screech" is a Newfoundland rum. powerful stuff.

What even is in that?

...I accidentally had ice cream for dinner one time, in my dorm...

....Oh boy. That's why I keep a good pile of blankets behind the counter. -haphazardly tosses one onto Illu's prone form-