Since we're talking 'bout Death, I suspect a flock of dustbunnies and the occasional forgotten science experiment.

Are you a science experiment from DbM?

She's my librarian.

Nice mule, Death. XD

you could've turned your experiment into your librarian!

Yes, and then I could go to Paris and become a painter.

You'd paint efficiently with all those limbs

Don't encourage her. Who will work for me if she packs her bags?

Derpy waddles in.
"I could work for you! I like books! But you gotta pay me...in donuts and coffee."

Sounds like a good deal if you ask me, DbM!!

A good deal indeed. Derpy, you're hired!
*gives Derpy a box of donuts as an advance*

...-skitters around anxiously due to wanting a donut-

Derpy, lets work in a library together. :D And we can take coffee breaks!

DbM is going to have an army of librarians |D

To be honest an army of librarians sounds pretty amazing!