I'd like another terrible pun, and some blueberry juice please.

Or do you want bluebeary juice??

I'm here all night

You look more purplebeary to me.

Boysenbeary! 8D

Alright, I'll take one ^^

Dang it, you had a fish tail before, DbM -- I was going to suggest you're Mek's pelagic cousin, while they're more landbound.

Yeah, this is my "I want to use some event items but am too lazy to actually make a new avatar" look. A good old classic.

May we watch weird infomercials on your screen?

*nearly chokes on vodka upon seeing the face mask* !! >30
pfffhahahaha! >x'D That's so creepy!

I want... enough booze to withstand the infomercials. Which is probably around 98% of the bar stock.

One of m' favorite infomercials is the one with the piece of wire encased in soft plastic, for tying up bags and keeping stuff fresh. >//u/< AND the flippin' Hawaii chair! *sips vodka and hides in blanket, peeking out with the one eye.*

Alright, forget the booze. This calls for desperate measures.
Bring me videogames.