Good choice!
Your taste in music qualifies you for the hard and responsible task. You're hired.

Yussss! >w< Hehehehehe! I will do my best then. I got cool robo-legs that can totally climb anything. -w- Even mountains of shame!
*takes the canoe back up, dragging it by the harpoon* Rhh, no problem-! >w+ I climb up shame, all da time-!...n-not all the time, just-...often enough. ^~^;

I usually am lazy, so I take the chair lift. Dis mountain has a chair lift, right? If not, it definitely should have one, so people can be shamefully lazy slackers when they want to slide down in shame. (I would also settle for a palanquin.)

Up n' up I go. >~=; Wish I could ride a lift, since I'm a lazy butt too, but- *drags canoe higher* but, mountain lifts wig me out, since I'm scared of heights. >~>; and falling from them.

Face your fear! Achieve all the laziness you've ever dreamt of!

<x{ Wuhhh-! No,
>|p
I must-! take the napping canoe, up tha mountain! *drags it up and yanks the harpoon out, gripping it and marching uphill with robo-legs* >w< I'm doin' it for cool epic movie scores and lazy time later!

You're right. I absolutely admire your determination. The canoe always comes first.

YAY SLEDDING 8D

WELCOME TO THE BEST WINTER ACTIVITY

>w-;;; Phew!..I did it! ^-^; *wipes sweat coming from...bones?* The sledding canoe of shame is back on top!

Because fun. That's why.

and yeah someone had a leftover canoe and so one thing came to the other and..

What's happening with my canoe?!

We...er....may have commandeered it? To go shame sledding down the shame mountain?

>:] I claim pirate shenanigans.