Give me two words that you might find in a present!

socks.... again!

Weird sweater

White kite.

Edit: Wasn't sure if they also needed to rhyme.

"a present"

pants/ peas

Stocking has a hook
That present is a cookbook
Maybe I have a look?

A stern serpent.

DAMN ESPY YOU ONE UP ME AGAIN AND I WILL

cry bc I'm baby

I didn't mean to!

Random junk.

(I swear, some of my family members have no clue who I am... :p-grin:)

shocking stockings

Sorry about that, I'm here I swear. It was a busy two days for me.
OKAY. Gonna tally those up, and put up another thing!

New thing to rhyme with today!

Wrapping Paper!

and do try not to use the actual words in your rhyme this round~

Crapping vapor.

When your stomach flu has left you with nothing but gas.

Join me all, in mapping caper
We'll explore the countryside, each snapping acre.
Survey the land, oh happing shaper.

Yeah, this one got away from me.