We'll talk about that when I'm finished with the story <.< >.>

XD umm okie.

I'm 333 words right now... This story can be done tonight

Well, I'm glad to see people writing. Remember kids, we writelings feed on imagination, the souls of infants, creativity, and originality. These things make our ♥s happy

Hermes you are so amused.

Those poor, poor infants... -shakes head-

What infants? There are no infants.

THE INFANTS ARE A LIE!

And yes, I am amused. I am always amused at the toilings of mortals~

Too bad I already sold my soul...

EXACTLY. THERE ARE NO INFANTS, CAUSE YOU HAVE STOLEN THEIR SOULS.

THEREFORE, THEY ARE NO LONGER. HERMES IS A MAUNSTUR!

Mortals? Where I better not be on that same boat damn it.

No, no, mortal you are not.

However, Batty is, and she looks delicious, like ice cream...

Wait do we eat people?

*getting the need to add Hermes in the story* <.< >.>

-cackles- Ice cream, huh? PUMPKIN SPICE FLAVORED?!

-noms on Batty-

Nikko! You need to be the good guy! Don't make me re-write the story!