"dude," he stepped as far away as he could without leaving the dryness of the umbrella's ring, "haven't you ever heard of stranger-danger? for all i know you could be a pedo-rapist or something.... i may be fat but i am not dumb"

"Then why did you come to the diner with me?" He asked letting his shoulders shrug as much he could with out moving the umbrella. "I mean for all you know I could have drugged your burger before giving it back to you. But if you don't want the ride I will keep you dry till the next bus comes."

he raised a brow at that, "what good would it have done? my sister came as soon as you left just about. there were a lot of people looking too and i was perfectly capable of calling for help. in a car i am easy prey and noone would be the wiser"

He laughed. "I thought you were the pedo rapist and I was the victim? But I do not have a sweet tooth today." He thought of away to reassure the boy "plus I am happily taken." He lied.

"i have never known the victim to molest his aggressor though i feel bad for the chick who is desperate enough to bone an idiot like you." he sniggered to himself, "it must be the charm though, 'cause it isn't the brains or the looks that is for sure"

"Of course its the charm, the brains and the looks are evidently what attract people like you." He looked around and his hand fell on to his stomach. "So are we waiting for the bus?" His eyes fell on a food vendor huddled in his cart appearing as if he was gauging if he should close or not.

giving a derisive snort he finally looked up at the other, "if you are giving free rides then why would i wait on the bus?"

He repeated the boys exact words to him. "Haven't you heard of stranger danger?" He grinned. "For all you know I could be some pedo rapist... or something."

this time he gave a returning grin, "despite the common belief i lack tits and you obviously lack brains. if i feel threatened i will just have you roll down the window and look up"

He resisted the urge to point out that, the loosened pectoral muscles were pretty much the same thing but the boys entire retort confused him. Shaking his head he turned towards his car. "Here take the umbrella." Pressing it into the pale hands he ran towards his car, getting inside and pulling it up towards the bus stop.

he would have figured the other to be running away but when the guy returned in his fancy-shit car he was aplomb. he managed to hide his feelings though and put on a dour face as he closed the umbrella and got in

He waited until the boy had his seat belt on before at least pulling away from the curb. "so where am I going? Because I am sure it is not my place."

"just across town, i live on fifth and ash by the park, do you know how to get there?" looking over he realized they were both wet and soaking in the seats, "thanks for the ride. you prolly aren't really a pedo"

"I didn't really know that I could be a pedo with out shacking up with an 13 year old." He said before mumbling the address as he pulled away from the curb. "Especially since I can't legally drink yet." He said the address again before pulling out his phone and entering it into his gps ap. He set the phone where he could see it as it told him to go straight for a number of blocks.

"huh?" he raised a brow and stopped opening his bag of skittles, "you look old enough to drink to me"

"Nope, just somewhere between being able to die for the country, smoke, have a license and order..." He laughed. "Order shit off tv." He wondered if he stayed with the boy too long if his potty mouth was contagious. His phone prompted him to take a left turn and then continue straight. "What about you? You certainly look older then 13 but you don't act like it."