*[]*!! *wrestles with the tendril* *A*!!!

*chuckles as Kami wrestles with the tendril* It is undefeated, just so you know....

OnO May I use it as toilet paper then?

Go ahead, Kami. owo

What?! How dare you....why I never....GAH! *calls tendril back and walks off to ethereal throne*

So...so long as I use my butt as a weapon, I'll always beat Alpha? owo

Possibly......maybe....

*comes out of the shelter and charges at Alpha* For cookie! *[]*!!!

*sighs and erects a barricade of corporeal light*

D8! Nuuuu!!! *snarls at the light* Nuuuu!!!

*chuckles* Well, this shall keep me entertained....

*A* *throws bread, meat, and lettuce at the light* MAKE ME A SAMMICH! *[]*!

Foolish Chinchilla! The light does not serve you! It serves me. FEAR MY AWESOME MIGHT! *laughs with thunder in the background*

>u> *goes to Alpha's room and goes through the drawers*

Not like you'll find anything of interest in those drawers...

No socks, got some underwear, some bras, some naughty toys...

Eh, point? Also, I'm a guy....so no bras.

Kami that is in my side of the Dresser!

Lol, how did Kami drag Tiva into this..........whatever this is? owo

*^* *hisses at Tiva* MINE! *[]* *hordes all the toys for herself*

@Ari: Some sort of scary magic? 8D;;;

owo

Uh, sure? Let's just leave it at that. >w>

-raises an eyebrow at "naughty toys"-

...I mean, what?

I have no clue what Kami's talking about there. She can be quite weird at times... owo

Brave chinchilla. I don't think I'd feel comfortable handling other peoples' naughty toys...

What type of naughty toys are you talking about? o.o

What type of naughty toys are /you/ talking about, Kami? owo

Well I sees a chain, a mallet, a machete and a dead baby seal that has a tag that says "Alpha's property" owo

*W*

*steals Alpha's machete and leaves the rest for Kami* >w>

Those sound really awesome. Minus the dead baby seal.

ALPHA, WHY THE CRAP DO YOU HAVE A DEAD BABY SEAL HIDDEN IN TIVA'S HALF OF YOUR DRAWER? D8

Alpha likes white, fluffy and cute things...and hunting baby seals is probably a hobby >u> *tries to dig for tasty organs*

Well that is awful of Alpha to do. D:<

*readies my pitchfork* >w>

O__________O! ....... *goes to hide her stuffed baby seal collection*

I won't hurt the seals or their babies. Just those who hurt them. >w>

Well then.. I can't hurt them if they're already dead >w>;;;

*shakes head* Kami can I have my underthings back?

Tiva: wears baby seals for underwear OAO *gives baby seals back*

I would never hurt cute things! Especially not baby seals....

*shakes head before taking her bras Kami stole* Thank you Kami

you should skin kami for uderwear, i hear chinchilla fur is way comfy

Sure, you can try if you dare. Do you like explosions to happen down there xP

Well, the fur wouldn't be alive....so how bad could the explosion really be?

*does a double take* Wow....way to go Ashy.