BEJEWELED IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN CHOCOLATE

i'm having this intervention

NO YOU CAN'T/

*foams at mouth*

don't make me lock you up so you can't play at all

GOOD LUCK.

I HAVE IT ON EVERYTHING.

EEEEVERYTHING

you can't play it if you don't have any electronics

I'll play it in my head >:{

...
you need help
it's okay
we can help

NO ONE CAN HELP.

we'll have to

I DONT WANT HELP.

IM HAPPY WITH LIFE.

AND BEJEWLED!

i'm not happy

you ignore us for bejeweled </3

because it's shiny.

Are you shiny?

I don't think so

i have spoons

they're shiny

its like your forgetting

my name may be soarin.

but I'm still SABLEYE.

and bejewled is gems.

Sableyes eat gems.

It's like food porn for me.

idk what to say to that

because now you can confiscate it from me.

MWAHAHAHHAA! like your title says.

my title just adds to the creepy that is my avatar

You poisoned me with Mercury and now you're laughing :(

On the bright side, now you're smokin'

Smokin' hot!!! ;)

Speaking of smoking... hmm

Oh now you're twitching

DAMNIT.

y u change so soon title

too much smoke i think

I feel like im dying

hey me too

We're like twins!

woo. -sits on-

*dies forever*

you did that already

*dies again fiveever*

5evr

That's more than 4evr

6evr.

I win.

6ver does not exist

Does to

I invented it.

how long is it

-steals Sable's skull and strikes a Hamlet pose-

how's he supposed to come back to life with no skull?

....D: I haven't /destroyed/ the skull. It's still here. Granted, if I see a Sable-spirit waltzing out of the skull, I'd probably drop it...

I'd try to catch it but I have horrible depth perception and hand eye coordination so I'd probably miss