*feeds the beast a smartphone*
If SparX is still alive, now she can at least talk to us.

*offers the beast Fresh Chicken Quesadillas*

Unfortunately the beast neither likes chicken nor quesadillas, so Fresh Chicken Quesadillas remain untouched. But keep offering, lest the beast grabs another one of y'all...

eta: Same with the big bag o' weed. I know it were all good intentions, but beast seems to like raw users better than anything you could smoke.

I sit inside the belly of the beast, and look up it's throat in hopes of something yummy coming down the hatch.
NOW THERE'S 2 STOMACHS TO FEED OH NO
It's ok I eat almost anything XD

Brownies were eaten by a hungry passerby, because you only awaited one person inbetween. I suppose you have to bake another bunch.

No idea if SparX will eat Pork Souvlaki, but the beast certainly does.

Ok, I will try brownies then.

My theory goes poof!

I bring the beast some matzo ball soup!

Gives the beast some Red Velvet Cake

Correction, brownies were nicked by mdom and fed right back to the beast. Beast happily munches all of them.

But neither matzo ball soup nor Red Velvet Cake seem to interest the beast.

I reach up and snag the Brownies for myself. The beast does not get the satisfaction of eating them.

Oh heck, not sure how I managed to not pay attention to that. Glad he liked the brownies, anyways.

*gives the beast a 12 oz. sirloin steak*

The beast neither wants a Cumberland Sausage nor a 12 oz. sirloin steak, but once it realizes someone inside is grabbing its food, it disgorges SparX like a cat would a hairball.

/throws a towel at SparX
there. I won't come close, the beast might want to eat me too <.<

Ohohohoh I am free -super slimy-

I raise my glass to the successful return of SparX.

Welcome back, Sparx!

*offers the Beast a fresh batch of Blondies*

*fetches a bowl of candy for the beast*

The beast is delighted to find Blondies and candy at his doorstep and eats both.

I offer the beast a handful of the brownies I didn't eat that it ate but didn't eat XD

Does the beast like apples dipped in cinnamon?

I don't think the beast disgorged any brownies. And if so, they'd be slimy brownies. Is that what you want to offer? XD

Unfortunately the beast neither likes apples nor cinnamon, so apples dipped in cinnamon remain ignored.

Perhaps the beast would like a tasty peach?'
Nevermind not enough people.
XD
I jumped the gun.

A hungry villager runs forward and grabs the tasty peach before the beast can.

*shakes a fist at the villager*
Bring that back you rotten punk! Or I'll have the beast eat you!
XD

If you saw who it was, you can try XD but you still have to wait your turn.

I'll feed chicken soup to the beast.

The beast likes soup, but not chicken, so it refuses your offer of chicken soup.

*makes a Bacon Cheeseburger and offers it to the Beast*

Beast no like cheeseburger, so no Bacon Cheeseburger was eaten today.

What about pizza?
I can't remember if that's been offered already D:

I offer the beast Minestrone soup with pieces of tri-tip steak