You can have all my chocolate, mdom. The only way I like it is if it's hidden in a bunch of mint, peanut butter or coffee.

...how do you hide chocolate in peanut butter? o.o
I know there are peanut butter filled chocolates, but haven't heard of it the other way 'round.

IT'S A DEAL!!
I'll send you coffee and you send me chocolate xDDD

If there's enough peanut butter, the chocolate is merely a whisper of flavor. ;)

Awesome!

Ah, I see ^^ and if it wasn't for the insane shipping costs, I'd join in the deal xD people can chase me away with coffee flavor, whisper or not.

-sips cider eloquently-

how do you hold the cider cup/bottle with no arms?

That's what minions are for.

I don't like the taste of coffee. Even with it being mostly creamer.

Join me for the Tea Party then.
Madness and Gothic Lolita clothes both optional ;)

Sounds awesome! -dresses up for the occasion-

Derpy puts on a shirt. "I like tea too!
I dwess up!"

I love tea, but it's more my evening drink. Coffee in the morning, tea at night.

Mad tea party! Woohoo!

Sips some tea with honey and enjoys the Gothic Lolita outfits.

"Oh wait!" Derpy quickly waddles away, then back in a few minutes later, tripping on his skirt a few times. "Now I weady for the tea party!
https://s26.postimg.org/ruqaardnt/20171014_194135.jpg

Well, it is night at my place if that helps you any. And Derpy definitely rocks the party outfit!

That is adorable, Derpy!

*places a nice selection of various tea blends on the table*

Oooh! Very nice! -makes a few cups of different flavors and carries them to the table-

You look lovely, Derpy!

*breaks through the door to the sleepover with crossbow in hand*

..... I heard there was candy corn.

Would you like a cup of tea first, or did you just come for hunting?

-puts candy corn on the tip of all Illus arrows-
Shhhhhh enjoy them

Cute Derpy :)

Derpy is too cute. Here's a poorly drawn picture of his face: https://orig00.deviantart.net/65b4/f...3r-dbrfa2f.png

Cute, Boris.

heheheeh
looks like a green christmas bell xD

"So cute!" Derpy attempts to climb up you to give you a proper hug.

Aww...that is adorable art!

I bet if you used an actual Christmas bell and some foam or felt, you could make a Derpy decoration

What are you hunting, Illusion?

Boris- Cute Derpy drawing. ^_^

Ahaha, so funny coincidence, I was just joking that I need to get Derpy a white shirt and a halo so he could be my tree-topper for Christmas. XD

That sounds like a great tree stopper!

*Gets down to let Derpy give me a proper hug and hug him back*

I mean, my tree is supremely tacky because I needed something my cats wouldn't chew on/eat. The first year, I had a "real" looking fake tree and I tried literally everything, but Batty would still chew on it. So now I have a white wire tree instead, with lights in the branches. And it has several settings including a "snowfall" effect setting. I want to get some replacement bulbs this year though seap some out because the lights are only red, green, and white, and I want more colors.

Lots of luck with the cats not eating or chewing on it!

hehehe yesss put derpy on top like the fabulous tree topper he can be xDDD

I used it last year, and Batty nibbled a bit, but lost interest pretty quick. Probably because the stick-like wire branches aren't as tasty as the scratchy green fake tree texture was.

I think, as a hilarious kind of joke, instead of making Derpy into an angel tree topper, he should be a demon one...
XD

What does Derpy have to say about it? ^_^