Nah, I just know where mdom is, is why I'm laughing.

:P you're a tease, Espy.

yeah it was 2h40 but I said 2 am because to me it's uhnn the same thing |D

*munches on chocolate* owo

Mdom is in the midget world… doesnt matter

Gimme your chocolate!!!

I actually...have way too much chocolate.

I can't imagine what could be too much chocolate, only too little.

well...they have expiration dates.

*shows ID* may I have a drink, please?

what's stopping you from eating them all!!!

Thanks mdom <3

You're welcome <333
pay me in Espy's chocolates
steal their stash

Still waiting for Espy XD

I had a hamburger last night.

Ewww. I had too much chocolate today. I was mashing Kinder Surprises so I could smuggle them to Den, and got it on my fingers. Licked it off. Ewwww.

XD *appreciates your efforts very much*

:) I squished two of them all up into the little yellow capsules. I know THAT isn't illegal.

Strangely, I saw one of the spoons like the US Kinder Surprise has on the ground. I wonder where that came from.

I still can't believe the US really banned kinder surprise eggs. Like, big ass guns - okay. Chocolate with small toys in it? No way!

ID accepted, go ahead. Just don't... puke in the vents.

One of the strictest rules for the house parties of a particular social group of mine is as follows:

Q: I think I'm going to be sick...

A: That's not a question. However, we recommend the general steps of
(a) hydration and (b) not being a dumbass to prevent this from
occurring in the first place. Unfortunate mistakes, however, do
sometimes happen, and in that emergency case, we have the following
handy guidelines which you _must_ follow:
- Be sick in something flushable.
- Failing that, be sick in something with a working drain.
- Failing that, be sick outside.
- Failing that, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NOT INTO A VENT.
- Failing that, not in my backpack comma dammit.
- Failing that, there will be severe repercussions.

We have a swanky hardwood floor!
Please don't destroy it.

It's because we have the constitution that allows people to own guns. For the constitution to no longer allow people to bear arms, it must be voted or something. I can't remember how it works.

What if we were sick in your bed?

...I wasn't even so much questioning US gun laws per se as to point out how ridiculous it is to ban chocolate ^^
(and yup, I know the problem here isn't so much the chocolate, but the fact it's a "non-nutritive object embedded in food" ...still ridiculous)

I think guns would be banned if it weren't for the constitution.

*curls up* Work is trying to kill me it is official.

Become a dalek. Exterminate everything.

A mochi sounds cute.

Hey, Den, can you find the meme about the worried cat talking about throwing up your gooshifoods?

Most bedrooms are locked for the duration of the houseparties, so.

I can't even remember to whom is that reply

Uhhhhhh heck. Boris probably.

To me, because I asked about being sick in his bed.

... Are you meaning this webcomic?

MOCHI'S THE BEST *u* Which reminds me we still have coffee ice cream mochi in the freezer... >u> but it's really late here so can't eat it right now. ;u;

ugh
food
I wanna eat food but I don't wanna make it
but it is snowy and icy so I can't really leave. . . .
thanks guys XD

Snow keeps the food good as you walk home from the store. XD

It melted already D:
Also (no offense to you and to all my dear dear friends in florida) I wouldn't move to florida unless paid to.

The sun is to depressing in extended dosages XD

Lo and behold my moms freezer went out last night, she lost almost no food cuz she just threw it outside in the snow XD