Hang on while I enter a bunch of sweepstakes to Austria. >:V

smuggle me illegally to austria

Can you fit into an average carry-on luggage?

I CAN

Derpy hugs your ankle. "Pwane ticket for me?"

dammit
I can go on cargo

Derpy, that could actually work - but I'm not sure whether Kaderin would let you travel all on your own *hugs back*

For the rest of you it's really a matter of how many folks fit into my suitcase XD it might be a slightly uncomfortable ride.

I'm very flexible *winkwink*

...and I suppose you want to come right in time for the next LARP session? ^^

YES
I want the fancy food
and also the larping
I'm a performer

Do you play a musical instrument?

No D:
I'm a drag queen at heart

Fair enough. Drag shows are awesome.

I can do a uh front split? I don't know the name.

Pics or it didn't happen ^^

...Let's be real, I'm probably still the tiniest person on Tris.

Well, my mom's suitcase is approx 75x50x30cm. That fits both of you at once, but you'll have to wear a ski suit because with these dimensions it's going to end up in cargo bay.

Lol. Sorry, Derpy. No going to cool places without me!

xD I'm flexible but very fat, so I won't fit in that suitcase.

uh I'm not sure there are pics of me doing that. But there should be!! Where are my paparazzi

*nods*
There definitely should be pics of you doing amazing things.

And sorry Derpy *hands him a comforting cookie*

"Fine." Derpy pouts, but accepts the cookie and takes a big bite.

Does Derpy want more cookies? owo

Derpy, watch out, there's a monster behind you!!!

"Nuh-uh! Dis my fwend! He likes cookies too!"
Derpy waddles over and looks up hopefully at Kitty. "More cookies?"

What's your friend's name?

"His name is Shawn. Shawn Squid."

Nice to meet you, Shawn!

I had a conversation elsewhere a few days ago about the probablity of fitting in a suitcase, so I climbed into the box used to ship my microwave. Maybe I’ll post the pic later.

Hell yeah, that'd be awesome ^^ if you can fit in a microwave box, my suitcase almost counts as a luxury apartment.

Ok, so no eating Shawn

Why would you want to eat Shawn?

Because squids are delicious!!!

...in batter?

Yes. Deep fried.
Yum yum

I can't say I don't agree to that ^^ but yeah, no eating Shawn, or any other friend.

Just eat people you don't know - a tip brought today by Trisphee News Team!

"WAAAAA! Mdom wants to eat my fwends!" Derpy sits on the floor, crying loudly.

I appreciate a former employer willing to employ me where they currently work.

I think you might also be able to score a job as bodyguard for Derpy's friends. The payment is probably donuts and coffee.

I was super confused until I remembered that we invited people to share what else they appreciate.
XD