New Taste

Just when you thought you finally figured out this tough round (the beast ate everything where at least one word started with the first letter of your own username), the beast happily munches an entire bowl of matzo ball soup offered by Death by Mirrors.

Witchchylde immediately offers up a platter full of Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dogs on New England Style Buns with Horseradish Relish on the side.

Would the beast care for some ice cream sandwiches? :[

I'll just try to overdose the beast with chocolate. Here's flourless chocolate cake with chocolate ganache.

Oh durn, I would've never figured that out. XD

Well then, I'll offer the beast some vegetable stew!

Beast turns its back to Hebrew National Kosher Hot Dogs on New England Style Buns with Horseradish Relish on the side.

But even though the weather is freezing outside, this beast looks perfectly delighted munching ice cream sandwiches.

However it neither wants flourless chocolate cake with chocolate ganache nor vegetable stew.

(And for a small hint, this round is easier again. Meals eaten will not depend on your username or similar stuff - if the beast likes one thing, said thing always works no matter who offers it)

>:3 Nothing is too cold for the beast! And I had some leftover ice cream sandwiches to get rid of.. >.> Hmm..would the beast care for some cheddar cheese crackers? :[ *offers the cheese crackers*

The beast nibbles the cheddar cheese crackers from your hand and almost bites your finger.

Wowwwwww I did not figure that out at all death xD

Would the beast like a chocolate covered strawberry?

0.0; Oh yike! *holds hand more carefully* Ah, but that's good! :D Hmm, would the beast care for a warm meatball marinara sandwich with melty parmesan cheese?

Maybe the beast appreciate baklava.

The beast wolfs down a chocolate covered strawberry.

It neither eats the warm meatball marinara sandwich with melty parmesan cheese nor the baklava.

ETA: beast also no longer is mad with MonBon

>-<;? Uhhh..okay. >:/ How about...*retrieves a medium sized bag of popcorn* this?!

Beast no likes medium sized bag of popcorn :(

Awwh. :[ Booh..I don't have much else left. TTmTT;

I feel you. Most of my own grocery reserve has also met an untimely demise during the holidays. Or was that a timely demise? *scratches head* Either way, need to go shopping again, but today stores are closed down here. So carp leftovers it is.

:[ Aww...poor carpys. ;-; *stomach growls* <:{ All I have is my leftover beef enchiladas now, and I can't give that away.~ ;~;

Someone mentioned beef enchiladas? *grabs them for lunch and runs away*

WA-! No! Death! ;0; Not my enchiladaaas! </3

What? You'd rather want them eaten by the beast? Ffffiiiine, I'll share.
*lures beast out of its cave and shares leftover beef enchiladas with a satisfied looking creature*

We've got a pecan pie in the fridge I can bring over.

! Q.Q;; I-!..You-!..M-my..
ENCHILADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS! D'X>
*flops over in the snow, burbling* TT~TT Aheuh-! My heart-! My poor enchilada-loving heart! It's broken...shattered! *rolls around wailing at the loss* I was gonna eat those, and you share it with da beast...;n; ...did-did you both like them btw? They're like the best ones in the whole universe, +n+ you'd better like them!!

Yup, the beast liked them.

It does however not appear especially fond of pecan pie.

Maybe it will like liver and peach pie in an Oreo crust with blue cheese crumble topping.

I'll suggest Biomecha's left kidney

Can I try appeasing the beast with some pot roast? :[

Apparently someone once told the beast you have to dip oreos in milk. It throws the entire liver and peach pie in an Oreo crust with blue cheese crumble topping into a bucket of milk, where the food is then left to rot.

mdom: ...!
I probably shouldn't even ask this, but how on earth did you advance from miso soup to selling your friends' organs?

Meanwhile, the beast ignores some pot roast.

Phew! Good. <x'[ I'm starving! *scarfs down the pot roast hungrily* >H< Mmhph...dast dgood roast. *gulps and offers the beast a bottle of alcoholic grade-A nightmare fuel* He can have this, I won't be needing it today. <x3

The question is, did the beast accept it or not
also Bio has tons of spare parts, as her quest thread suggests.

Ok, I will offer the beast some peach frozen yogurt!

I refuse to get the site into legal trouble by starting a organ trafficking ring and/or feeding the remains of any users, current or former, to a beast of nondescript origin under my supervision. I furthermore also reject any obligations, personal or site-related, to financially contribute to a dialysis fund for said users, should the need arise.
But yeah, beast totally eats Biomecha's left kidney.

Now you'd think a bottle of alcoholic grade-A nightmare fuel would go well with that, but the beast is already adept at conjuring your worst nightmare without it.

However peach frozen yogurt makes for a lovely dessert in the beast's opinion.

<w<; Awhh..okay, hehehehe! *rolls over and blows bubbles* I'll jusssst take this back...~ *slyly takes back the nightmare fuel, hiding it away* Ahhh, >.>; how about um....some pancakes with butter pecan syrup then?

Nope, no pancakes with butter pecan syrup for the beast's breakfast table.

Awwh. <x/ Darn. Welp.
There's my breakfast for tomorrow I guess. <x] That or Lucky charms cereal with new magical unicorn marshmallows which replaced the hourglass marshmallow which replaced the pot of gold marshmallow...I've been eating cereal for a long time... >.>;

I've never eaten Lucky Charms actually. They don't sell it in local stores, and it's freakin' expensive on those few places who import boxes. We do get toasted oat cereal here, just without the fancy shaped marshmallows.

Beast sniffs Lucky charms and then turns its back to them.

Oooh, I think I know this beast's secret taste this time! 8D

I'll offer it some blueberry shaved ice!

Indeed the beast's eyes light up with joy when seeing blueberry shaved ice.

I'll haul in an extra large whole banana cream pie and set it on top of the most convenient flat topped boulder.

Beast eats the flat topped boulder yet carefully omits the extra large whole banana cream pie. Weird beast.

Yeee. 8D

Does the beast want some coffee flavored popsicles?