Greyhound and opossums don't mix. Source: used to have greyhounds. Same with rabbits.

So basically... possums are like honey badgers?


When I was a kid, I found a dead skunk floating in a river.
I poked at it with a stick and flipped it over and WOOOOOO it stunk something awful!!

I've never smelled something so bad!

I went home and bathed like three times. In the end, I think I had to put tomato sauce on my body to get rid of the smell.

Can you resist this opossum?
https://www.instagram.com/p/B2UbJqjAY8D/

Looks cute, but to be honest I'd probably still get a cat instead.

>x} I would feed that baby a banana slice! <3

Rabbits are where it's at. Cat's are great an all, but rabbits are way less bite-ie. Their poo box is also easier to clean.

And bunny rabbits do that thing,
where they make those honks when they're excited or happy,
<x} and they flop over when they feel safe.

They also scream like children being murdered when they are super terrified. Just a heads up. But yeah, the binkies are adorable. Sometimes they look like the rabbit has no control over it, they just are so happy! Then, pop! Binkie.

<xD Prey animals are so funny, hehehehe! <3

Funny and delicious. So sad that every so often, your pet turns into a miniature dinner doing binkies. Then you shake your head, and it's a live rabbit again.

>u>; I've never had rabbit. What does it taste like??

We had a rabbit we named Silver Streak, because he had a gray stripe down his back, but we mostly called him Streaky.
Streaky did not like anyone putting food in his dish. The moment the rabbit chow was in the bowl, he'd make this sort of snarl and flip the bowl over. I never knew, before Streaky, that rabbits could be snarly.

x} That sounds horrifyingly adorable. <x'D Bunny tantrum, omg.

Meanwhile, our other rabbit, a black and white female that for some reason we had named Miss Kitty, was the sweetest natured old girl. Much bigger than Streaky too, maybe that gave him a Napoleon complex.

I wonder if the name Oreo would have been more fitting, than Miss Kitty. x}
Whoever named her, did they like the show, The Closer?

Yeah... Rabbits are weird. They are really good for snuggles tho! But keep them off your bed. The ones I used to have tended to pee all over beds.

I've never heard a rabbit scream o_O

Be thankful for that. Unless you want to youtube it, pretty sure that's a thing. And it has volume control!

screaming little rabbits? oh, worm.

Miss Kitty the bunny was in the 1980's. Mom was a Gunsomke fan.

I used to have a rabbit myself. :)
Her name was Beans. That's a drawing of her in my siggie

She passed away two years ago.
Beans was in pain when she passed and she screamed and it was the scariest sound I've ever, EVER heard. She screamed when we were on our way to the vet... It was really scary.

It was enough to make me kinda scared to get another rabbit.
I don't want to witness another death like that.

Guys I have a confession, if too many pages have passed since I last saw a thread I just skip to the most recent. So if you've ever asked me a question and I just didn't respond, it's not bc I'm ignoring you I just legit didn't see it

I do that too, sometimes.

It's hard for me to keep track of all the threads I post in,
So sometimes I'll post something, then later forget to check if I got a response...
Or sometimes I'll post, but then forget where I posted that specific post and then later on forget about it

oh, big mood. i usually post everywhere pretty frequently, and it's genuinely hard to keep track. doesn't help that i have the memory of... a very forgetful person.

I try to keep up with threads, but when they start moving too fast you wind up not being able to comment on some things because the conversation moved on too quickly.

It especially sucks when the conversation is really good,
But you maybe fall asleep before anyone posts... Then you come back the next morning and the conversation has already moved on

>:T

Or when your time zone differs so much from everyone else's that most of the fun starts when you're already in bed.

Or or. When you're lazy and your identity seems to revolve around work and a bloody root canal!
Hello fellow kids. How are we today?

I also am bad at keeping up with threads(EVEN MY OWN THREADS???)

It doesn't help that this site doesn't have a ping feature. If it did, things would be much simpler when chats get crazy.

Nah, you'd just be pinged all over the place and expected to appear in three locations at once with barely enough time to hit quick reply ^^

hkjhjkhjk

i think i'd prefer a ping feature, though, esp if it's programmed to take you to the post you were pinged in.

idk. I find it difficult to focus on one board without the pings. When the site is slow you tend to post everywhere, so by the time it picks up you're super lost. If you get a notification that someone is chatting with you, it's easier to find that post! Sure you might not be active in all areas and the notifications can be a bother, but at least you'll be in the loop for some topics.

I don't chat. I just abuse the power of random shit posts and cat memes.
Chatting requires social skills.

you expect me to somehow maintain my social skills? pls.

WHERE ARE THE CAT MEMES THEN? MMMM?
You are dropping the ball here. Cat memes or you'll be taxed.

Yes Void. You are doing a decent job at the moment, so I expect you to keep doing so. Because it clearly looks like you don't have to try and maintain, you just do.

I prefer the memes and shitposts, because they at least require effort and it leaves the possibility of others being able to comment on them. Posts like "rolling through" threads not only takes zero effort, but how in the world are you supposed to respond to them?

You reply to them by shit posting. (8