Oh snap. Teach got eaten. XD

I'll go straight!

Not attempting to move any more people around before I've had a good night's sleep, lest I goof a second time. But mdom, you stand at the place you stood when you could go straight (to the scream) and right (to the alien; who would normally have chased you out of the maze but I gave you a 50/50 chance to succeed on the encounter to make up for offering you a "left" when it should have been "right")

Except now you're facing north, whereas when you approached that place from another direction, you were facing east. In conclusion right is where you heard the scream.

o-o huh...who would've thought that corn had such an appetite for being so supportive of digestion and heart health? :} *wanders to the left, thinking too long about corny things*

"Enter the Haunted Corn Maze." And grabs a flamethrower and turns all the corn into popcorn

@Den
Straight sounds like a better choice for now, at least you haven't witnessed any people being eaten there. Of course that doesn't mean it's entirely safe, but you cross your fingers and hope the corn maze is already satisfied with one victim. After you walked along a few serpentines, another path opens up to the right.

Continue straight, or go right?




@bluebird
As you march straight ahead, you can't stop thinking. Did a specific action cause all these tea lights to appear - and if so, can it be repeated? You don't pay that much attention to your path, until you almost bump into Den (who you recognize as one of the scared folks from earlier). Here another path forks off, and you can go right. Or continue straight ahead.

Continue straight, or go right?

@KittyBeary
Exploring hungry corn maze must be a lot safer when you're not alone. So you quickly run after Den and bluebird. This gives you roughly a 66% chance someone else will serve as the maze's dinner. Once another path opens up, you think for a while if you can muster the courage to wander off on your own or rather stay with others. Then you decide to...

Continue straight, or go right?



@Merskelly
By now can bet ounces of saltwater this is no regular corn maze, but you're nevertheless confident you will survive. So you head left once more, and after maybe a meter - if at all - reach another path. You still shiver when you look straight ahead your current path, so maybe going right would be the safe choice. Or would it? You think about both options for a moment and then...

Continue straight, or go right?

@Gizmo
What's the best thing to use on a maze full of people? A flamethrower! Everyone loves popcorn after all - can't have a party without it! The corn pops with a satisfying noise when touched by the flame and a shit ton of popcorn...

1. blocks the path to the left
2. blocks the path straight ahead
3. blocks the path to the left
4. blocks the path straight ahead
5. blocks the path to the left
6. blocks the path straight ahead
7. blocks the path to the left
8. blocks the path straight ahead
9. buries you underneath
10. buries another user

https://i.imgur.com/Ru8nD3R.jpg

Wow. Not making yourself any friends today, are you?

Go straight, or go left?






THE NEXT USER TO POST HERE IS BURIED UNDER A HEAVY LOAD OF POPCORN COURTESY OF XOGIZMOOX.
I promise it won't outright kill you, but things may happen.

<:{ Hmmmm...wuuuhh! >:{ Decisions decisions...*likes to to hide in twists and turns more so...* Right it is. :{ *cautiously goes right*

uuuhh towards the scream we go

As the last of the popcorn settles upon Merskelly, Patrick materializes in a flash of fuchsia light. He pokes at the pile of popcorn with the blunt end of his staff. "Um. Miss Fish? Are you in need of assistance?" A few moments go by without response, and he decides to help her, needed or not. He focuses his energy on Merskelly, and teleports her from under the wayward corn to safety. "You're welcome."

After wandering for a bit, Patrick stumbles upon mdom, wandering about and doing mdom things. He leans against his staff and calls out to mdom. "Hey, mdom! Wanna take a trip?" He once again disregards a response, and warps mdom to the opposite side of the maze, waving as the flash fades.

Nobody's going to starve in the maze now :) grabs a backpack full of popcorn and goes LEFT




and neon green my favorite color

RIP math teacher. his sacrifice to give us 20 tea lights will be missed u.u
>go straight with thots & prayers

I'll continue straight

Thanks, Patrick, I guess |D

o.o He-...*can't seem to get over Patrick's whispy hair*
he called me "Miss Fish"...
<xD aha! <3

@Merskelly
After that popcorn incident you can't help but think you're probably safer when further away from the maze entrance and crazy people with flamethrowers. So you go right for two meters, and then your path takes a turn to the left. Three more meters and you have yet another path open up to the right.

Continue straight, or go right?



@mdom
If you weren't completely lost already, you are now. Where on earth did Patrick just teleport you to? Still a little dizzy, you look around. It seems no one has been here yet, at least you don't notice any footprints. You stand in a small alcove, and once you step out of it you discover you can now go straight or right. From the right side you hear a lion's roar, whereas the straight path lies silent.

Go right, or go straight?

@Gizmo
Apparently you didn't notice how close you were to suffocating Merskelly with popcorn. You feel accomplished for providing free snacks to everyone. After all it might take quite a while until people find the exit. It does not take long however to reach the first junction. Only a few steps, then a path opens up to the right.

Continue straight, or go right?



@bluebird
A corn stalk extends a leaf and smacks you for referring to your fellow explorers as thots. Does that mean the maze is inherently female, or just not keen on bad manners? Can mazes have a gender? Wouldn't corn cobs hint to male? Does that make it a trans maze? So many deep, philosophical questions... which you choose to ignore as you walk forward. After a few serpentines and corners you reach another junction.

Continue straight, or go right?

@Den
As the corn stalk starts moving, you slowly back away from bluebird. If that's the person who shall be lunch next, better not stand too close. So you decide to take the new path to your right. The corn stalks start shaking and you hope it's just the wind. Nevertheless you jog faster. Then you reach a dead end, where you meet Major. Just as you want to turn around, a black cat jumps out of the corn wall. Phew, so that was who made them move! Nothing spooky. Upon closer inspection you notice the cat's left ear is bleeding.

Take the cat to the vet at the entrance, or throw her back between the corn stalks because black cats mean bad luck?



@KittyBeary
As long as bluebird draws all the maze's attention, you might even be safer in his presence than when wandering alone. So you also decide to go straight ahead and follow the same twists and turns. After a while you reach the junction from where a new path opens up to the right. You stop and think for a moment, then you...

Continue straight, or go right?

gₒ ₛₜᵣaᵢgₕₜ

Go right

chronic lazy
 

oh i didn't mean to refer everyone as thots. it's just easier to type thots than thoughts. y type more letter wen few do trick
>continue str8

*deep sigh*

*dolorously eats second candy corn*

Take puppy back to entrance.

@mdom
Trading baking recipes with snakes was a breeze, but for all you know that lion might want you to change the kitty litter. So you decide to take the path leading you away from its roar. After four turns to the left and two to the right, the path turns left two more times. Then you reach another crossing. You're still the only person exploring in that particular part of the maze. Where would you like to wander next?

Go left, or go right?




@Gizmo
You decide on the right path, where you meet up with Merskelly after a while. A huge amount of popcorn is lying scattered all over the ground. Due to that you almost didn't notice there's another path forking off to the right. You probably have to munch through popcorn to get there. Or you could also continue straight ahead.

Continue straight, or go right?




@bluebird
Maze ok w/ ur explanation. U go str8. Afta while u reach path @ left & can go there 2.

Continue str8, or go left?

*decides to go straight this time and high fives some corn stalks along the way. They're doing a great job growing and stuff.* :}

@Major
The lost puppy cheerfully barks at you and licks your face when the two of you reach the entrance. You have just made a new friend! Of course this already qualifies as a happy ending, but you do want to beat the corn maze. So you walk back in and...

Go straight, or go right left?

@Death by Mirrors: oh, straight or right? I thought my options at the entrance to the maze were left and straight. :o Am I just turnt around, or is the corn maze shifting on me???

I think I'm just turnt. Around. I will go right.

Oh shit, not again XD
Alright, maze is closed for tonight due to operator tiredness. You can still all pick your options, but I will update tomorrow. You're absolutely correct, it is supposed to be straight or left.

Double checked mdom, Gizzie and bluebird. Your locations and path options are exactly what they're supposed to be.

Major, I am sorry for the confusion.

Is it too late for me to play?
If not, I trepidatiously Enter the Haunted Corn Maze!

Go left I guess D:

Oh no a new path ;u; WHAT IF ITS DANGEROUS do I want to become corn food?

..... Nah I'll continue straight. D:

amaze. we birds of fether.
>cont. str8

<-<;??? ..I can't help but feel like that fishing line is meant for my dumb finny ass.

@Merskelly
The corn stalks bask in your appreciation and one of them gifts you a corn cob. You thank the stalk and go straight. After a while your path forks off into two: one to the left, and another one to the right. From the left you can hear a faint hissing sound.

Go left, or go right?



@Major
A corn maze employee discreetly points you in the correct direction you need to take from the entrance. Maybe that's their way of saying "sorry". Making sure you don't get lost directly from the start. Or are they trying to mess with your mind? You decide to...

Trust the employee, or walk into the opposite direction?

@Den
Black cats bring bad luck? What a stupid superstition! This is just an injured little kitten who needs help, and so you take her to the vet. At first the cat seems to resent treatment, but the vet shows lots of patience and finally gains her trust. You're glad to know her in good hands and walk back into the maze.

Go straight, or go left?




@Mekatra
It is never too late to enter the haunted corn maze. As you walk in you see a few people standing at the entrance, and they tell you tales of lost pets and horrible jumpscares. Who knows what else might lurk in the maze? You're already one step closer to find out as soon as you...

Go straight, or go left?




@mdom
You go left. This, with all its twists and turns, seems such an endless long path you bet your rainbow shirt by now you must've almost walked from the southmost part of the maze to its northmost. Well, almost. Just as you start thinking this path will never end, you run into KittyBeary.

Go left, go right, or back to where you came from?

@KittyBeary
You notice a somewhat tired looking mdom coming from the path to your left. So it's at least survivable. Nevertheless you decide to run after bluebird, because you like the idea of having a meat shield who will set off possible traps before you get to them. After maybe three meters another path appears to the left.

Continue straight, or go left?




@bluebird
U go str8. New path @ rite. Strange bzzz sound from path b4 u.

Continue str8, or go rite?