Oh, and Illusion. *decks Illusion* She's mine, back off there ya blowhard.

I have plenty of feathers should you decide to tickle him to death. o wo

*hides behind Alpha covering with wings* I am afraid now...

Oh, there are worse things in mind than tickling him....majority of which being a mixture of Kung-fu, MCMAP, and Army Combatives. That's not including any of the weapons I have.....*grins evilly*

ARGH! *Bends down*
Your going to get whats comin to.. Eh.. What was I gonna say? Oh yeah.. TO YA!
*Grabs Alpha and swirlies him in the toliet*

*Is becoming extremely stupid but buff*

*ninjas out* Did you really think that would work? *knocks unconscious and ties up with 550 cord and throws a ball gag in mouth*

*shakes head and goes to bug Whisper* So what ya up to?

*Muffles for a bit.. Then rips off 550 cord*
ME. ANGRY. ILLUSION. SMAAASH! *Smashes through the ground*

Have you ever really tried breaking 550 cord? Damn near impossible. *shoots Illusion with tranquilizer dart, then shoots another one for good measure*

*Becomes a black guy*
PUNY. DARTS DID NOT.. UUUGGHH.. DO..UGGGGGH.. SMAASH!
*Smashes through*

*watches the whole thing like a movie or something*

*ninjas with Tiva to higher ground* It might take a bit.....you will go out for quite a while though when it finally does hit. *pulls Tiva in close*

YOU. PUNY. HAT. ME WANT TO SQUUISH LITTLE MAN. HELP. OR ME SQUUISH PUNY. HAT!

Tiva: Nothing much. Just trying to hide from Illusion. o wo;

*Tranquilizers finally take effect*
Ara.. Ga...
*Falls and faints*

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qDdnwPOuok...gusted-gif.gif
Oh god, I hope they are ok.

**Sits on couch next to Belial and hands some popcorn**
O.O

*laughs in triumph* It seems I have won and most definitely gotten the girl. *leans Tiva over romantically and kisses*

hey its traq'd! ...i wonder if itll change back into a white dude o.0

What're gonna do when he wakes up? o wo

*shares his scones and tea in response to Lucid's generosity*

*Wakes up*
Dis swagger can't be stopped!
*Struts down to Alpha*
ALPHA, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SWAG OFF DOWN THE WALK WAY! WINNER GETS ALL OF MY HEALTHY WORKOUT DRINKS!

Ummm....okay....how about I just let you keep all those. I mean you obviously love them given how...."ripped"....you are.

NO! I MUST BE COMMITTED!
Now time to find out what the secret theme of our walkway will be..
*Opens envelope*
NO! IT CAN'T BE! ITS. ITS. ITS..
NINJA SWAG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7g9WjcGdxuM
*Dramatic music*

....Should I ask what's going on?

Espy.. An episode.. An episode of "All my swaggerness" Trisphee's top reality TV show since today.

Um, any other challengers? I'm kinda trying not to do this.....I have other things I'd rather be doing....

So you forfeit!? BY FORFEITING YOU BECOME MY PERSONAL LACKY!
>O

Challengers? What?

...-kicks Illu in the crotch-

I don't forfeit, I abstain from entering. Ha ha! How about that for a loophole. (Never actually accepted the challenge need I remind you....)

I'd volunteer, but I don't have any swag. Illusion took all of it. :<

But I already opened the envelope! THE CHALLENGE SHALL BEGIN!
*Jumps as best as I can badly down the walkway acting like a ninja*

*Drags Espy Away* Don't do that.... if he gets his hands on you you will crack like a twig...

/roars into thread/

ROBONAGA HAS COME TO SAVE THE DAY!

Well, envelope open or not you are the only participant, therefore you win by default. *hands Illusion his own stock of "healthy" drinks* Here's your prize sir. Please, do enjoy it.

Also, nice kick Espy. I can always appreciate a nice kick to the crotch....at least when it's not mine.

*shoves Robonaga down the runway*

HOORAY~ Robonaga's here to save us!! > w<

LEMME GO, LEMME GO! SCARING TIVA IS NOT ALLOWED! -rageface-

*Anti-ness spores greatly in thread*
I win! Woo! *Drinks my beloved.*

/rolls around thread/


if this thread is anti...THAT MEANS ITS ANTI HOSE TOO!

/rollrollroll/

I wonder if Robonaga will fight Mothra or destroy Neo-Trisphea.