Oh, God... we just *have* to wait on Jeanne's reaction to that. It's bound to be priceless.

I'm kind of surprised he didn't call himself the Lion of Judah at the end there.

The reason he didn't is because the last time I read any scripture, it was a Hosannah Bible and I was 7 years old. So I am kind of Bible-Retarded. But honestly, Lev/Demon might be bible retarded too.

EDIT: Yeah, I'm waiting on a few reactions. Mostly Dante's for still wanting to eat him. I feel kind of bad, cause it seems like I'm always pulling things out of my ass to steal the show from everyone else. =/

Ah, I see. I'm rather Bible-literate for an atheist, don't mind me. Though I can help out, maybe, if you want.

Or he can indeed be Bible-retarded, up to you. :p

Might actually need that help there. I love making references to source material if I can, but I'm not that read up on it. And I'm a bible-retarded agnostic, so I have no right to lean my opinions on people. Although I do it anyway.

Oh, well, Lion of Judah would fit pretty well there, and sound kind of creepy, in my humble opinion.

Mostly because it makes me think of the poor, abused little girl from Jesus Camp up on a stage proclaiming God's War to a bunch of other children and crying for the dominion of the Lion of Judah over all the wicked Earth...

Yeah....

Edit: Oh, and in Revelation, Christ is described as having a sword extending from his mouth, which is something I never managed to work into this. Maybe you can do something with it.

Maaaan, Bible Camp. I've been there. Mostly kids taking advantage of the activities and don't give an eff about what they're trying to push on them. Was Pentacostal too. That used to be me. And I'll have to research this Lion of yours. Heard the minister reading a verse from the Bible at the funeral today, and I thought he was quoting Turn Turn Turn by The Byrds.

Jesus Camp was the most frightening thing I ever saw in my life (it's a documentary, in case you don't know). I believe the woman who ran it is in prison now, which makes me very happy, since what she was doing was nothing short of child abuse.

I thiiiink I've heard of it in passing. I do need to see it. Kind of afraid to because it'll only turn me off from religion even more. I try to be accepting, cause that's supposed to be the nice thing. But...eh, it's not the religion, it's the clientele I suppose.

Oh, man, that was probably my longest reply so far. Sorry for taking a while to get it up, I'm working right now and the internet's pretty bad, but I'll do my best to keep up with what's happening.

I've actually wanted to watch Jesus Camp for a while, good to know that it's worth it!

Well, it's worth it if you like getting disgusted and/ or horrified. :p

Also, very nice post, Sage. :)

Okay, back.

...Holy crap, guys. -not sure what to post anymore-

Does the Saint still have...er...eyes?

I don't know. Salone?

Wow. I'm glad that a question like that is actually relevant. He does still have his eyes. Pretty much just ate my way from the torso in, so his face is not marred. I was going to ask you Espy if Dante would be against having his blindness cured later on, as Lev would like to show that he can both give and take wounds. But if you want to pluck out the Saint's eyes and use them as your own, be my guest.

Cause and effect: Being internet-less for three days --> Trisphee-related dreams. Slightly creepy.

Hm. I actually wasn't thinking about that, Salone, but that sounds...interesting. My first plan would've been to bother Michael to make a mechanical one for Dante, so that he could have regular sight as well as aura.

Aww. I was going to heal your sight with the Power of Lev! And by that, I mean ripping Dante's old ones out and forcing the body to accept the Saint's. But that particular paragraph describing the process might not make it on to Trisphee. So, that'll work.

Does it...have to be described? I'm not sure I'm that hungry anymore thinking about it..

We can roll with Espy's idea. Lev just might feel insanely generous at times, even if he does cannibalize people's parts to fix others. Also, I really want to show you guys the new gun I just bought. I am so effing excited.

-rolls in-

-le gasp- Post pics >.<

Sorry for being kind of AWOL, everyone. I'm house-sitting and taking care of 4 dogs who won't give me a minute to myself. Sigh.

Also, Espy, speaking of dreams, I had a bizarre dream the other night involving Dante, cyborg ronin, and mecha dinosaurs with laser swords... yeah.

Okay Espy... here are pictures of all my current handguns, and the rifle I bought today.

Revolvers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...e/SDC11653.jpg

Pistols
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...e/SDC11646.jpg

Ruger 10/22 with Red Dot sight and 30 round mag:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...e/SDC11655.jpg

And Suz, this one is for you:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v490/Salone/Jesus.jpg

That's me. Dressed up as Jesus. When I was like, 16. Was for giggles.

Haha, very nice, Salone.

I just want it to be known that I no longer have that mustache. I'll post my rifles one day. I just have too damn many to drag out for a picture. And I'm sure at least some of you will catch it, but Na'lsa is Aslan spelled backwards.

Mm, I probably would have spotted it. Works, though.

So, does the demon recall what it was before, or has it completely reinvented itself?

Oh, it knows what it was before. At least, it knows what it was doing before. He's slightly wondered about why he came to existence on earth instead of Hell or anything like that, but his new turn of events has provided him with all the answers. Or at least, what he thinks all the answers are. Good luck getting any solid info out of him.

I actually meant, now that he thinks he's the son of God, does he recall that he was a cannibalistic demon like 5 minutes ago?

Oh yes, yes he does. He sees himself as being worthy to consume the rest of the Saints in the world, to combine all the power that God had given them so that he may reopen the gates of heaven for all. Pretty much he's still Hunger, but he believes himself god. So he is now going to want to eat anyone considered a holy man so that he may use their sacrifice to reclaim heaven.

Ah, okay. I hope we do end up going to Alexandria at some point, would be fun to have him meet St. Joan of Arc (who is the second-ranking commander of the Saints).

She would probably murderfy him while he attempted to eat her. He does actually plan to try to reclaim heaven though. Then he will come back down to earth to kill everyone, so that they can join him in Heaven. That is, if he gets his way.

Maybe he should try to start a cult...

Yep. And they can be his little lambs. Heh heh heh...

I hear those types have a fondness for Kool-Aid....

I was thinking of the ripe and tender meat, personally.

Ooh, nice guns *O*

Haha, the tiny derringer-looking pistol...That's awesome. -envy- My experience with firearms probably comes down to some research and (only once) handling a BB for shooting balloons, haha...Have a weird thing about pulling the trigger with my middle finger, even though the BB was too heavy for me to hold properly in one hand. (Yes, I'm...weak >.>)

The derringer is super light. The trigger on it is so odd. I have an actual muzzleloader derringer, have to actually fill the powder and ball and whatnot. Just didn't feel like listing it. I've shot the thing once in my life. And I plan to never do it again. And if you don't feel like holding heavy guns, I can find you some lightweight stuff. Why, the AR-7 Survival Rifle only weighs 2 pounds! And would be great for the roleplay, it floats and it breaks down and fits inside the stock!

-eyes glaze over at gun talk-

Er....anyways....Sage, mind waiting a bit before tossing dirt on the Saint? [/disrespect] I'm sorting out an internal argument over whether to ask Funk for an eye or to just take them from the Saint, which would be easier (maybe?) but would go against Dante's every principle.

....ohgawd that's a bit creepy. Cyborg ronin...hahaha.

Oh, and they totally sold Dante out and up and abandoned him at the last moment. Obviously the cybernetics did nothing for their honor. :p

-raises an eyebrow-

Ah well, he'll live.